Just to keep his shitposting down to a minimum.
REAL 90S FANS USE WINDOWS ME
Enig I warned you
Look what you have done to me.
No this is not a virtual machine.
Be glad I didn't use the PLUS 90MOTHERFUCKING8! Garfield theme.
Sammy, get on IRC.
Tonight's subject is the 1990s and TECHNOLOGY
Fat autistic loveshy bitches about girls not loving fat men.
It's a fairly common thing among people who aren't particularly bright or are very socially stunted. When the person they are talking to doesn't seem convinced or is ignoring them, they will simply say the exact came thing over and over again, usually increasing in volume each time. It couldn't possibly be that your reasoning is bad or the other person just doesn't care, it must be because they didn't hear you.
Getting involved is what started C-Dubb's road to ruin. It would be nice to see the natural cycle of an internet sperg without outside influence.
His first video
EVERYONE, QUIT WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
DON'T YOU SEE THAT THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE IMPORTANT IN ALL OF OUR COLLECTIVE LIVES THAN FANFICTION AND CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN?
An adorable PM the lolcow sent me 2 years ago when I trolled the fuck out of him.
Also, a lulzy comment regarding me from one of Mykan's biggest fanboys and whiteknights who may or may not be a pedo given that he's attracted to Mykan's childlike behavior.
The junk merchant doesn't sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.
William S. Burroughs
I'm and old user here
Been gone since the Summer, Robbie Rotten dried up and lost interest in the site.
Did he ever come back? Do we have any cows at all?
yeah dude this site had just flooded with posters
Wow, I've been gone a long time and I haven't followed Robby threads in a very long time, not since 789 was up and running. I was wondering what happened to him.
The last thread I remember had Robby dumping a weird stream of consciousness rant, and talking about how he was shitting on his walls.
>being this angry that somebody rightfully pointed out meaningless hysterics.
He could have used R.L. Stevenson's epitaph.
"Home is the sailor
Home from the sea,
Home is the hunter,
Home from the hill."
What the fuck is this?
What I find amazing is how something as bland and unappealing as that can even get beyond 100 views. Maybe it's all about viral advertising...such as this post?
This time no tripfaggotry drama, you guys. That's what got the last thread deleted.
Somebody apparently hacked Chris-chan's AIM account, probably an insider since they can just ask Chris for his passwords.
Right now, we're still in the holding pattern of Anna being a white knight/attention whore, Jackie being the face of his scriptwriters and Kim being the troll's bouncer: making sure nobody speaks to him without her recommendation. Chris is staying mostly private since at this point anything he does or says online or offline gets put onto the cwcki.
I was thirty pages into the latest script I've been writing when I realized I had accidentally just rewritten the movie Convoy.
Now I have to throw the whole thing out AND I can't get that stupid song out of my head.
>Not blanking out your name/address before posting a picture of packages onto the internet for all to see
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree, is he?
Meet Darksydephil, youtube Let's Player. He records all his videos on a camcorder, is incredibly bad at actually playing video games, and has a huge ego. He also never edits his videos in any way.
To date, some of his antics include:
>Getting a $1500 gaming rig from his friends with a capture card, then through it in the garbage and chastised his fans on twitter for sending him "a lemon" because he couldn't figure out how to make it work.
>Recorded a video of himself in the shower while drunk, reviewing soap.
>Flipped out on his livestream several times, yelling about the "trolls" who don't like his videos.
>Got stuck at a certain level in Black Mesa for a good two hours because he didn't know how to crouch jump - a mechanic explicitly explained in the tutorial.
Here he is addressing his youtube "trolls" for having the audacity to not enjoy his excellent videos.
But if he is as stupid as he seems, how does he function in real life?
i really don't think he's acting. i'm sure he enjoys the negative attention and "hate" but he just genuinely seems to be an idiot.
you can't fake confusing horizontal with vertical for two minutes unless you are a real live moron
Sort of like this >>28661
Look at FanFic Critic dance!
She plagiarizes it so you don't have to!
Well, time to find some Fanfic Critic/Nostalgia Critic fanfiction for her to do a video about.
Actually, they have been shipped together by the same guy that made that BBC raping the FFC fanfic that was deleted.
At the suggestion of the admin, here is a release valve and dumping pit for all frustrations and ire concerning the creatures collectively known as "Yasmin."
Yasmin Field Primer:
1.) Yasmin Prime: This individual may or may not have been an ethnic Indian female Muslim living in Long Island. Allegedly came to 789chan /cwc/ following search engine hits about A-Log and tickled to find a whole image board taking the piss out of him. S/he claimed to know A-Log from real life encounters, live very near him, and couldn't stand him. Prime maintained a YouTube page using a young Indian woman with stripes of paint on her face as an avatar and namefagged with the same identity on /cwc/.
Prime ran afoul of the general /cwc/ user base because s/he insisted on tripfagging and making damn sure everybody knew that s/he was a brown practitioner of Islam (punctuating phrases with "bismillah") with a vagina. S/he exhibited the complete assortment of irksome characteristics associated with mainstream girls running amok on a *chan for which some maintain s/he was a shrewd act. Contrary to the connotations of the recent Yasmin moniker, Prime was not an especially mean-spirited or angry poster. S/he just appeared to disagree with the general irreverence native to a community founded on making fun of the handicapped (re: moralfag) and was slightly to the left of Homor whenever political topics cropped up. Prime stopped coming before Seanie nuked /cwc/, but it's that reputation for getting into petty arguments with Homor that informed the successors to the name.
Anybody ever notice that Yasmins have a certain lifespan?
>Yasmin comes in fucking with Homor
>Denies they are Yasmin
>Plays games with the definition of Yasmin
>Eventually just starts ragging on Homor over and over
And all to derail a couple threads on a tiny imageboard with less than 30 active users per month. I wonder how many other sites Yasmins are actively doing this on to other namefags.
Anyone else find it funny that the person arguing with me over the definition of Yasmining follows me from thread to thread disparaging me while arguing with any post I make, no matter who I side with or against - because I'm a contrarian.