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33670 No. 33670 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit] [Last 50 posts]
People who've followed Chris frequently compare him to ADF, but if you ask me, Harold Covington, the man behind Northwest Front, is Chris-chan if he dedicated his life to politics. If you will, he's a right-wing ADF, even though the former preceded the latter by decades.

Even his ideological bedfellows think he's a creep:
http://ironmarch.org/index.php?/topic/1729-harold-covington/
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>> No. 44340 [Edit]
Speaking of Jews, they love money so much they're now getting in on the whole imaginary money fad with Isracoin.
>> No. 44341 [Edit]
>>44334
A half Arab scientists from you Israel says it and his work is highly disputed if not outright disproven. It's a fringe theory. Like intellegent design.

Now let it go back to topic or take this shit to /pol/ you cancerous faggot.
>> No. 44354 [Edit]
>>44341
Jesus fuck you think im a WN? Bitch please. Seriously the Khazar theory is pretty old and regarless, that's part of the guy's book there's other stuff on how the Askhenazi are fake jews


No. 43537 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
  Joseph J Martelli, 37 years old, Niagara Falls NY, divorced, lives in a basement, does videos about his hatred of homosexuality often on his lunch break at work or in front of an adult video store. Super easy to piss off, basically doxxes himself. Have at it, champs.
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>> No. 44287 [Edit]
  Joe burning a gay pride flag that he drew with crayons

also try the cwcki thread instead of here, once robert figures out how to evade bans the cancer will return
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Since he's reading this, and comments are disabled on his youtube vids, I'd just like to point out that the "pinhead twins" from the movie "Freaks" have less pointed heads than he does.
>> No. 44295 [Edit]
>>44287
>go to the forums

And deal with the hugbox autism that is Null and crew? Yea ok have fun with that.


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44148 No. 44148 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
There's been a lot of talk on the board recently of the various people who trolled -or tried to troll- Chris and other lolcows. The PVCC, PCAss Asians, the guys who were trolling Anthos, the Gail scripters, Null, Bandsmapedia, Nick Bate's internet friends, etc.

I tried to think of a group that's well-liked, and basically, there's no one that's universally liked. The closest I can think of are Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash, but even they have their detractors because of drama surrounding their lives and poor interaction with the community.

So, it's easy to list things that make a bad trolling crew. -Taking themselves too seriously. -Scripting/controlling all the victim's actions to manufacture laughter. -Having virtually anything that if exposed would make them just as likely to be targeted. -Excessive secrecy or paranoia. -Wanting to make their interaction with whoever it is the "final" one. -Abusing the target, or trolling them because they "deserve" to be trolled out of a hatred of something the target believes or says, rather than because it's funny.

So what makes a good one? Pretty much all I can come up with quite simply is results. They have to be funny themselves, and they have to get an amusing, strong reaction out of the target.
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>> No. 44210 [Edit]
Not having a personal stake in it seems important. Has there ever been a justified personal army request that went well?
>> No. 44227 [Edit]
>>44210
Well I guess when it comes to cat and dog abusers ( http://gawker.com/5622237/how-4chan-brought-the-evil-british-cat-lady-to-justice / http://standarddose.wordpress.com/2010/09/05/puppy-gate-4chan-tracks-down-bosnian-puppy-killer/ ), not sure if that counts.
>> No. 44282 [Edit]
GNAA.

Though in general I find trolling to be done best solo or in partnerships with one other user or maybe two. Organizing troll cliques is when things usually start getting set up to be lame.


No. 43076 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
  It's been a real eternity since I was here last. So, you know, sorry if I'm stupid.

Also thread's probably going to devolve to a shitfest - both are youtube Christians. I want to say youtube doesn't represent the rational majority but if the sperglords here are the same as a few years ago things won't matter. Sorry, someone can start a TJ thread or something if they want idk.

Jason Burns - uploads his entire life to youtube just about; there's an archive channel but unfortunately you've missed a lot of gold. He's had makeup covered crying breakdowns on yt but there's a severe lack of mirroring; the archive channel thinks he's depressed and while that might very well be true they think it's an excuse to hide his deeds. Sorry it took me so long to find a proxy that 90% of his most hilarious moments are private.

Went into a debate that dprjones actually agreed to for some stupid reason; every word was plagerized. Went on and on and on about an "academic paper" - plagiarized, like 6 months late. Threatened suicide by cutting on yt and then claimed it was cyber bullying when some atheists called a social worker on him, trying to save him.

Real Dunning-Kruger here - claims to be the UK's top theologian but barely understands basic topics, having got his diploma from a diploma mill. Note half the people he calls out have no business knowing who he is. The few that have responded find themselves wasting their time to a debate he won't even show up to, and he has this habit of calling his no-shows "demolishing the atheists on the youtubes".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcuHgAf7eCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLycxSsjfMc

Total and utter shut in by the way - as if the "uploads half his life to youtube" thing wasn't a big tell.
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>> No. 44222 [Edit]
>>44221
Actually I do find that comforting. To sleep perchance to dream ; aye, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come...
I would rather it not be another nightmare. Just let me rest in the cold cold ground.
>> No. 44223 [Edit]
  This guy is like the Amazing Christian. He talks out of his ass with such authority, that if there was a god he'd likely be struck down.
>> No. 44224 [Edit]
Do you mean Venomfangx? The legit psychopath who stole charity donations? Or someone like Kent Hovind?


Anyways I don't disagree - there's an assload of assholes, like thunderf00t, Condale, Richard the dick, and the legions and legions of wannabe TJs Onisions etc.

But to be honest that's why I don't really pay attention to them, and prefer things like fundie flawed.

Thing is though - you could make the argument about good intentions for either group. Considering the money raked in by those that take it or the censorship, slander, and demonstrable lies, people like BK, or you know actual proper cults, you could also be just as suspicious of their motives. I've seen more liars for jesus than TJ's, but that could be selection bias on my part.

My ultimate purpose though wasn't to present a case of good or evil or look at these hateful or loving bastards. My purpose was to present people who were unintentionally hilarious in their actions, who produced material with little prodding. Like this completely unprovoked video of a fat shut in doing a striptease while expecting to get taken seriously as a wannabe street preacher. Again, unintentionally hilarious, autogenerative people. You know, what the fucking board is about.


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43720 No. 43720 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit] [Last 50 posts]
Who was the worst CWC troll in terms of failure, ween, and overall damage to Chris trolling?

>Alec Benson Leary
>PCAssassins
>Kacey
>Ali Babbo
>Jackie
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>> No. 44184 [Edit]
>>44182

>OZ

Wasn't one of chris' gal pals into this show? I remember reading it in an email once. I think it was either Megan or Wallflower.
>> No. 44187 [Edit]
>>44184
Nicely remembered. It was Jackie though, not a real gal pal.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_2
>>44182
Chris probably thinks Null is like Adebesi but he's actually more like TIm McManus
>> No. 44196 [Edit]
>>44187
Since Jackie/Kim is still in contact with Chris that makes sense.


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44097 No. 44097 Locked hide quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Can we talk about Bitcoin and the lolcows who love her? Spergs seem to think imaginary money is somehow going to overtake all forms of currency and even gold. A Magic The Gathering trading site was their biggest, most important contributor and they ended falling to pieces.

Some notable lolcows who love Bitcoins include our own Onideus.
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44099
Tch, go fuck yourself OP. You won't be laughing when my sweet mining rig makes me a millionaire. Warren Buffet, eat your heart out!
>> No. 44113 [Edit]
This isn't lolcows. You wanna talk about lolcows in buttcoin, then make a thread about a person, not a thing.


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37087 No. 37087 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
So this happened. TGWTG Japanese import reviewer apparently shot himself.

From his wifes Facebook (http://facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068):

">It is with a very sad heart that I must confirm my husband, Justin Carmical, sometimes known as the Jew Wario died on Thursday, January 23rd.

>I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy."

Also confirmed from twitters:
TGWTG: https://twitter.com/TGWTG
>"RIP Justin "Jew Wario" Carmical. You will be missed by many. Thank you for being our friend."


Spoony: https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne
>"I don't know what to do. I don't know if I can stay here and introduce a movie in the wake of this news"
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>> No. 44092 [Edit]
>>44074
RLM has this video, I forget if it's reviewing Jack & Jill, or that other one where Sandler plays another guy's dad, but basically they connect the dots on how his movies are basically just two hour advertisements devoid of any jokes that are meant to prey on the lowest common denominator. People who will go to the movie based solely on the names attached. Then the movie is full of ads for other stuff. Like, with Jack & Jill, part of the plot is about trying to put together an ad for Pepto Bismol. So even if the movies bomb they make a paycheck because they're really cheaply made and the majority of the budget is spent getting the actors. I mean, they're really really cynical cashgrabs basically. They work on the assumption that general audiences are unbelievably stupid.
>> No. 44100 [Edit]
Sandler hasn't been in a decent movie since click, and that was only somewhat good because the sad twist caught a lot of people off guard.
>> No. 44101 [Edit]
>>44092
And prove that assumption correct over and over. Which is sad because they could have seen a Seth Rogen movie instead. Say what you will, they aren't entirely braindead and pay a lot less for actors while still managing to get some star cameo's.


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43804 No. 43804 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6902vWku404
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UaGevD2qB8
Has /cow/ seen this shit yet?
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>> No. 43824 [Edit]
Generic Youtube Fatass With A Camera #23423524
>> No. 43825 [Edit]
man these are actually great op

hope it isnt a ruse
>> No. 43831 [Edit]
  DEAR MOM


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43290 No. 43290 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit] [Last 50 posts]
Finally the false pretenses of harmony between the ween troll tryhard faggots of 888chan and the sophisticated users of CWCki Forums has been dropped. Null has finally made his real feelings known and said what we have all been thinking forever.

Null and CWCki Forums now has the rights to Parkourdude. We will soon control all trolling of Jace, and next will be Moleman9000.

There is a group of anonymous users within CWCki Forums that are dedicated to seeing you all fail and this board becoming the laughing stock it already has been to us to the entire internet.

We have over 1000 users who are active and posting everyday. You have like 20 autistic spergs and this board is practically dead. For some reason you have some kind of elitist attitude like you are superior to us. You all know that's not the case. Null has said as much and we all couldn't be happier.

Officially of course, as far as the official stance on the forums goes, this isn't happening. But believe it, behind the scenes, we're not only going to stamp this board out, but we are going to take all the lolcows you have bungled thus far and ensure there will be lulz to be had for everyone, and keep out your weentard influence.

We admit, your autism has allowed you to scour the internet and find some great cows. But you lack the capacity to do anything but shout "JULAY!". We will take them off your hands and make sure things are done right.

Any more you find in the future, will eventually be ours, just like Jace, and just like Moleman.

I suggest the few users here who aren't totally retarded assimilate into CWCki Forums ASAP.
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>> No. 43797 [Edit]
>>43790
I'm sorry to hear about your autism and dirty crapped walls.
>> No. 43802 [Edit]
>>43790
>>YASMIN YASMIN YASMIN.

The caps suggest being called out really drives you nuts, and you want it to stop. Every single time someone's been called out as Yasmin it's either been for making completely baseless political claims, false associations, or for sperging at Homor excessively.

>>implying that Anita Sarkeesian is slightly better than Hitler,

Listen, I think segregation and extermination and all that are bullshit, and Nazis are perfect cartoon supervillains, but in a direct comparison, which one lead their country out of poverty and took over half the world, and which one's just some stupid bitch bellyaching about the treatment of women in a form of entertainment there's video of her admitting she's never liked, cared for or continued herself a part of?

>>You have to be a super conservative MRA or you're a Yasmin.

Again with the false associations.
>> No. 43805 [Edit]
>>43802
But they got out of that depression by basically pillaging. That's what makes them such perfect villains. Not that Stalin was any better mind you


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43716 No. 43716 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Lol check out these bunch of fgts they draw the most worst stuff you could even imagine, reminds me of chris chan guy
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>> No. 43718 [Edit]
https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=Raundryu# meant this link actually
>> No. 43719 [Edit]
>>43717
I... I keep clicking the link but I...

Where am I going? What the hell is going on? What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO?
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>>43719
Homors stoned? No way


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