I have been dabbling in day trading the stock market the last couple of days (I doubled my money from 3k to 6k shit's so cash). Any ways I've been using the following investment strategies taught to me by Anonymous.
So first I consider a stock to be like any post. Some people will post some and if it's no good it just goes to page 10 (low volume trading).
Some other stocks are like the birth of a new meme. And people start buying them up fast (high volume). This requires some timing since you have to recognize for any given moment when a good meme has hit the market.
You jump in early and then watch as the stock goes xbox hueg (meaning goes up about 10%). Then you pay attention to shit poasters. The will come and start saging the stock.
When you see the sage wave come in a huge rush bail out (grab between 8% to 10% gains for the day). Then watch the sage rush crush the stock. Wait for it to be completely desimated and start bumping the thread when you see others bumping it a little (this is called market depth).
Finally when you graduate from just "THE BEST" and "SAGE" poasting jump into the shit poasting stance. You'll know it when you see and start shit poasting moar will join (this is called short selling). You need to be tricksy.
Don't fall into the whole commercial concept of investing. It's bullshit it's like poasting on WWP thinking that because a thread is kept for ever it's actually good. Use your /b/powers and just hop in from time to time find something to bump (you need to find it's intraday fluctuations) or to sage (you need to have bought some stocks when it was low). Never think the stock( thread) is going to be there the next day so do your shit quick and get the fuck out.
Enjoy the easiest money you've ever made.
