>>93379
Oh shit. 10 Minute Mail can't send can it? I didn't even, like, think. If someone can safely send this anonymously, go for it, or give me a better idea. Send anytime today, this is the final draft.
To Whom It May Concern
(ALAN CONNER)
It has come to the collective attention of anonymous that you have created fake documents and used them on your blog site as “ANONYMOUS HATE MAIL”.
This defamation is intolerable, it is clear to us that you created the image with the amateur spraypaint tool blood yourself. Allow me to reiterate, anonymous will not put up with petty pranks like this.
Surely you realize that you cannot stand against us. You cannot resist. We can brush you aside like a tiny bug. But we will give you a chance. In the name of free speech we will allow you one chance to prove that you understand the scope of our influence. If you do not meet a simple request on our behalf, we will proceed to dismantle you right away.
The request is this. We don’t want you to change your ways. We don’t want you to stop fighting anonymous, it’s your right to disagree, even if you are a pathetic insect, a zit on the face of the internet, if you will. We are not attacking your free speech. We are defending our rights. When your rights overlap ours, we run out of patience. You are violating our right to exist through slander, libel and untrue attacks. But we’re not so weak that we need to destroy you right off the bat, we don’t mind competition.
This is our demand. The color that you are to change your blog page to is written below. Figure out what it is, and change your blog background to it. It shouldn’t be hard to figure out what color we mean.
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You have forty- eight hours to comply. If you fail, your little blog will be turned to dust, and the domain name “Anonymous-is-a-hategroup.blogspot.com” will greet all visitors with the big, fat 404 it should have been the whole time. If you comply, we may allow you to continue you slanderous, scummy, slimy campaign. Maybe.
The second part of the demand is that you put this in the “Anonymous Hate Mail” section in place of the OBVIOUS fake that Anonymous had nothing to do with. We don’t use the spraypaint tool, moron.
Add bolds, etc for added lulz effects if youlike.