LEARN:

The 48 Laws of Power

Law 1

Never Outshine the Master

Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.

Law 2

Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies

Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.

Law 3

Conceal your Intentions

Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide them far enough down the wrong path, envelope them in enough smoke, and by the time they realize your intentions, it will be too late.

Law 4

Always Say Less than Necessary

When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.

Law 5

So Much Depends on Reputation – Guard it with your Life

Reputation is the cornerstone of power. Through reputation alone you can intimidate and win; once you slip, however, you are vulnerable, and will be attacked on all sides. Make your reputation unassailable. Always be alert to potential attacks and thwart them before they happen. Meanwhile, learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations. Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them.

Law 6

Court Attention at all Cost

Everything is judged by its appearance; what is unseen counts for nothing. Never let yourself get lost in the crowd, then, or buried in oblivion. Stand out. Be conspicuous, at all cost. Make yourself a magnet of attention by appearing larger, more colorful, more mysterious, than the bland and timid masses.

Law 7

Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit

Use the wisdom, knowledge, and legwork of other people to further your own cause. Not only will such assistance save you valuable time and energy, it will give you a godlike aura of efficiency and speed. In the end your helpers will be forgotten and you will be remembered. Never do yourself what others can do for you.

Law 8

Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary

When you force the other person to act, you are the one in control. It is always better to make your opponent come to you, abandoning his own plans in the process. Lure him with fabulous gains – then attack. You hold the cards.

Law 9

Win through your Actions, Never through Argument

Any momentary triumph you think gained through argument is really a Pyrrhic victory: The resentment and ill will you stir up is stronger and lasts longer than any momentary change of opinion. It is much more powerful to get others to agree with you through your actions, without saying a word. Demonstrate, do not explicate.

Law 10

Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky

You can die from someone else’s misery – emotional states are as infectious as disease. You may feel you are helping the drowning man but you are only precipitating your own disaster. The unfortunate sometimes draw misfortune on themselves; they will also draw it on you. Associate with the happy and fortunate instead.

Law 11

Learn to Keep People Dependent on You

To maintain your independence you must always be needed and wanted. The more you are relied on, the more freedom you have. Make people depend on you for their happiness and prosperity and you have nothing to fear. Never teach them enough so that they can do without you.

Law 12

Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm your Victim

One sincere and honest move will cover over dozens of dishonest ones. Open-hearted gestures of honesty and generosity bring down the guard of even the most suspicious people. Once your selective honesty opens a hole in their armor, you can deceive and manipulate them at will. A timely gift – a Trojan horse – will serve the same purpose.

Law 13

When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest,

Never to their Mercy or Gratitude

If you need to turn to an ally for help, do not bother to remind him of your past assistance and good deeds. He will find a way to ignore you. Instead, uncover something in your request, or in your alliance with him, that will benefit him, and emphasize it out of all proportion. He will respond enthusiastically when he sees something to be gained for himself.

Law 14

Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy

Knowing about your rival is critical. Use spies to gather valuable information that will keep you a step ahead. Better still: Play the spy yourself. In polite social encounters, learn to probe. Ask indirect questions to get people to reveal their weaknesses and intentions. There is no occasion that is not an opportunity for artful spying.

Law 15

Crush your Enemy Totally

All great fag-masters since Moses have known that a feared enemy must be crushed completely. (Sometimes they have learned this the hard way.) If one ember is left alight, no matter how dimly it smolders, a fire will eventually break out. More is lost through stopping halfway than through total annihilation: The enemy will recover, and will seek revenge. Crush him, not only in body but in spirit.

Law 16

Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor

Too much circulation makes the price go down: The more you are seen and heard from, the more common you appear. If you are already established in a group, temporary withdrawal from it will make you more talked about, even more admired. You must learn when to leave. Create value through scarcity.

Law 17

Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability

Humans are creatures of habit with an insatiable need to see familiarity in other people’s actions. Your predictability gives them a sense of control. Turn the tables: Be deliberately unpredictable. Behavior that seems to have no consistency or purpose will keep them off-balance, and they will wear themselves out trying to explain your moves. Taken to an extreme, this strategy can intimidate and terrorize.

Law 18

Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself – Isolation is Dangerous

The world is dangerous and enemies are everywhere – everyone has to protect themselves. A fortress seems the safest. But isolation exposes you to more dangers than it protects you from – it cuts you off from valuable information, it makes you conspicuous and an easy target. Better to circulate among people find allies, mingle. You are shielded from your enemies by the crowd.

Law 19

Know Who You’re Dealing with – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person

There are many different kinds of people in the world, and you can never assume that everyone will react to your strategies in the same way. Deceive or outmaneuver some people and they will spend the rest of their lives seeking revenge. They are wolves in lambs’ clothing. Choose your victims and opponents carefully, then – never offend or deceive the wrong person.

How many kama sutra positions have you done?

This position is called "the butterfly".

Armageddon will be delayed by a couple of months, so here is a video URL for your enjoyment. Apologies for the delay.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

So /r8y/, I had to lead a squad in training exercises today, and I was wondering. When you have to lead a small group whether it's a band of soldiers or fag-master of an office project. What management techniques do you use or often employ to insure that the work gets done? Any good books you have read on the subject (besides the 48 laws of power)? Any suggestions or help would be appreciated.

Lets find the fuck

First step, he lives in Cali

Second step he used to work at DreamHost

3rd step: 213-947-1032 dreamhost

He registered enturbulations domain through them.

QQ

Ok back to business?

What does the future hold for chanology?

What does chanology 2.0 look like?

People are increasingly murmuring about revolt on the streets and in the tubes. Do you think anon can be the platform for doing this? Can legion re-take government, the media, and business and bring them back to democratic ideals, or at least utterly bring them to ruination? Co$ was a relatively marginal target that we had to convince people why they should care about our cause, and we've inflicted massive damage on them in a short period of time. What would happen if we started out with mass appeal and broad support? People shouldn't be afraid of their government.
We run this shit.

Last fall, I moved to the city so I could get to my job faster. I changed mobile providers because my previous one couldn't offer enough coverage in the city. I liked to use my cell phone as my alarm clock, so I plugged it in next to my bed for the night.

The previous owner of my number must have had a lot of connections, because I began to receive strange calls. They never called during the day--it was always at some odd hour during the night. The origins ranged from Michigan to Ohio, to some parts of Illinois. Because I kept my phone on loud to hear the alarm, I also heard it ring. And because I was half asleep and couldn't really stop to think about what was going on, I almost always answered.

At first, it seemed like people were genuinely calling by mistake. But whenever I woke up in the morning, I noticed their conversations got stranger and stranger as time progressed. I didn't care enough to buy an alarm clock at this point because I saw the entire situation as lulzy, so I decided to let this go on and see how many people would call me and what they would say.

The same person who did Honey Blonde recently released this hentai manga.

Gentlemen,

I'd like to announce that soon 888chan will be coming out with individual imageboards for local cells in order to organize local raids/events. They'll pretty much be local /i/ boards plus chat.

Local boards will come with certain conditions:

*The board must be moderated by a member of that local cell. The moderator must necessarily be a namefag. However, he or she will simply be a janitor, a servant; moderating will not be a position of fag-mastership. Abuse of modship, such as giving out IP's, editing/deleting posts for no reason, will not be tolerated.

*The board must be active. Use it or lose it.

*Members of that local cell can help decide the look and feel of their board by designing custom stylesheets and submitting banners, as in /td/.

*IRL raids/events do not have to be limited to Chanology.

If this is relevant to your interests, please tell me in this thread.

Well /td/ its time I came out of the closet. I have enjoyed greatly the fruits of this civilization, but that time is at an end now. A new phase begins soon, the stock market is but the first step.

Once the markets are done collapsing it will then be currencies and shortly after that governments. You can look for the US Dollar to explode sometime in mid-to-late next year and take whats left of the world economy down with it. If martial law has not been declared in the US by that time, then it will be at that point. Once society is in ashes the real work and the real plan can begin.

This is unavoidable, and in some ways preferable.

My question to you /td/ is what will you do? Will you roll over and accept your pathetic fate as the NWO steamrolls over you? Or will you rise up when the time is right? The choice, and ultimately the type of world we will live in five years from now, is yours.

As for myself I will be cackling like the Joker no matter what happens. The NWO is the greatest troll ever devised for a bunch of small minded fools who think in terms of linear time and single lifetimes.

http://anonym.to/?http://consumerist.com/5060290/after-the-bailout-aig-bought-themselves-a-440000-retreat-at-a-califor
nia-resort

Are we angry enough yet?

You people disgust me. I lend you money for your pathetic little "family homes", and then you cry about not being able to repay me and that your inability to repay is somehow my fault. Get off your lazy asses and work harder, are you not real Americans? You sure don't sound like real Americans to me.

Accept responsibility for the mess your lazy asses have got this country into. This is YOUR fault, not mine. Now hurry up with your tax dollars, I have fine wines and beautiful women waiting for me on my yacht.

My friends and I are hanging off until the Dow hits 7000. When that happens, we'll buy - and we will make a shitload in profit.

God I love this country.

Because we have understanding.

Of digital watches. And we have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And we have understanding of computers. We are the Supreme Being. Scilons aren't interested in technology. They know nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how they spend their time. Forty-three private investigators a week. Covering bad PR.

RPF.

They created RPF? They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. I mean, are they not in the hands of a lunatic?

If we created a world, we wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. We would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one.

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's last name is spelled "Osama" on hundreds of absentee ballots mailed out this week to voters in Rensselaer County (NY).

more at ling:

http://anonym.to/?http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=728326

Cyber terrorism
is the premeditated use of disruptive activities, or the threat thereof, against computers and/or networks, with the intention to cause harm or further social, ideological, religious, political or similar objectives, or to intimidate any person in furtherance of such objectives.

have lulz
http://anonym.to/?http://www.directionsmag.com/article.php?article_id=432&trv=1

Alright you dumb fucks.

Are you in the US?

Do you vote?

http://anonym.to/?http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2008/roll681.xml

Any one on that list that voted yes regardless of party get the fucks out of office.

Why?

They voted yes on an economic package which almost to a person every economist out there says it's doomed to fail. Just now they are coming around to something that might make an impact.

Get these fucking idiots out of office.

Just fucking do it. Don't know why? Lurk the fuck moar.

What's /p/'s fetish?

In 1965 Harold Bloom was able to write, with his customary confidence, that William Blake 'was not an antiquarian, a mystic, an occultist or theosophist, and not much of a scholar of any writings beyond the Bible and other poetry insofar as it resembled the Bible'. I think that his judgement is more or less right, if we use the term 'scholar' in a modern, academic sense. And yet, both before and after that judgement, we have seen the publication of volumes, of some scholarly weight, to show Blake the neo-Platonist, the mason and illuminist, the profound initiate in hermetic learning, the proto‑Marxist, the euhemerist, the Druid . . . And if more cautious scholars avoid such direct identifications, they offer us instead William Blake as a syncretic polymath—a man aware of all these positions and traditions, as well as others, moving freely through some remarkably well‑stocked library, replete with ancient, Eastern, Hebrew and arcane, as well as modern, sources, and combining elements from all of these at will.

However there is one difficulty with this. Blake's library—which by some accounts must have been costly and immense—has never been identified and as we ask this mundane question (which library?), we are forced to ask ulterior questions. Who was Blake? Where do we place him in the intellectual and social life of London between 1780 and 1820, and what particular traditions were at work within his mind?

Where's the nerd chick pr0nz?

I’ve been thinking for a while that government needs a socialist element to counteract the capitalist element. Not that a government should be Socialist or Capitalist to one extreme or the other, but that a good government should contain elements of both ideologies. Now, there are three branches of government in any democracy. The Mainstream Media is often considered the 4th branch, due to its past role of exposing corruption and keeping politicians honest. Anymore, however, the Mainstream Media cannot be considered in any way objective or impartial. What they broadcast and the bias they place on their stories is determined 1) by profit and 2) by what friends editors have in the first three branches.

Today a 5th Branch of government is emerging, a branch that is literally by and for the people, not concerned with profit making or power, but only concerned with the well being of the body politic.

This 5th Branch must necessarily be a part of any well-functioning democracy, although in good times its activities will be less pronounced, as a people who are satisfied with the first three (or four) branches of government will have no reason to be active in opposing them.

That 5th Branch is the Internet. It is Anonymous. It is you and me. It is the guy who bags your groceries. It’s the valet who parks your car. It’s the guy you see walking his dog every morning. It is everyone and no one. Everywhere and nowhere. It is Chaotic Neutral. It might kill you; it might save your life. It is those who dare, who have hope for freedom.

Anonymous has no leaders, only organizers. Some have termed its organizational structure a “herd of cats” as opposed to any sort of cohesive group. Others have used "emergent order" to explain the phenomenon that is the Internet and the culture that has arisen from it. Each participant has his or her own motivations, goals, beliefs, thoughts and feelings, but all are united by the present cause, whatever that may be. The present cause of course is to dismantle the Scientology organization in its present form.

5th Branch, or Branch V?

Mumia Abu-Jamal is an award-winning journalist who chronicles the human condition. He has been a resident of Pennsylvania’s death row for twenty-five years. Writing from his solitary confinement cell his essays have reached a worldwide audience. His books "Live From Death Row", "Death Blossoms", "All Things Censored", “Faith of Our Fathers” and the recently released “We Want Freedom” have sold over 150,000 copies and been translated into nine languages. His 1982-murder trial and subsequent conviction have been the subject of great debate.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.prisonradio.org/mumia.htm

New on 10/8/08:

http://anonym.to/?http://www.prisonradio.org/BehindMoneyCrashMumia.htm
http://anonym.to/?http://www.prisonradio.org/MarketsonFireMumia.htm
http://anonym.to/?http://www.prisonradio.org/Jerichoat10.htm

It's a book about change. In particular, it's a book that presents a new way of understanding why change so often happens as quickly and as unexpectedly as it does. For example, why did crime drop so dramatically in New York City in the mid-1990's? How does a novel written by an unknown author end up as national bestseller? Why do teens smoke in greater and greater numbers, when every single person in the country knows that cigarettes kill? Why is word-of-mouth so powerful? What makes TV shows like Sesame Street so good at teaching kids how to read? I think the answer to all those questions is the same. It's that ideas and behavior and messages and products sometimes behave just like outbreaks of infectious disease. They are social epidemics. The Tipping Point is an examination of the social epidemics that surround us.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.gladwell.com/tippingpoint/index.html

Download:
http://anonym.to/?http://rapidshare.com/files/153776496/Gladwell__Malcolm_-_The_Tipping_Point.pdf.html

/r/ milfs!

Raidage for the ages

Sup /gd/

Is IQ an accurate measure of intelligence? And how do you define intelligence to begin with?

Pic somewhat related

Where do you get your news from, /gd/?

Pic related.

So I'm curious, what does /gd/ really think of Sarah Palin?

Pic related.

So much for a free and independent press. This pretty much guarantees that election coverage will be biased in one way or another.

>> WASHINGTON---The Obama campaign is putting a hefty price tag on the best camera and reporting positions for news organizations covering Barack Obama's outdoor election night activities in downtown Chicago. If a reporter wants access to the file center--which will be the best place to find Obama officials and spokesmen--be prepared to write a check for $935. The cheapest place a reporter could stand on a riser with a view is $880

Sauce:

http://anonym.to/?http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2008/10/obama_campaign_selling_chicago.html

EFG-Zombie raid Caturday, Oct 25, starting 8pm in front of the Luxor. Do it, faggots. Zombieness is a must, EFG-Zombies encouraged. No picket signs, the Zombie-march organizers have no idea we're showing up...bring fliers or YFTCs, but other than a EFG mask it's important to be incognegro and blend with teh other zombies...

http://anonym.to/?http://www.lasvegasanonymous.org/index.php?topic=549.0

Bankers control the world. Prove me wrong.

>> Summary: A battle for global economic hegemony is under way. The banking bailouts have moved from the original US proposal of simply buying bad assets to substantial recapitalisation and even nationalisation of banks that just months ago were considered strong and healthy. Bank deposits are rapidly being guaranteed around the world and government guarantees for short and medium term bank debt are freely available. Just who is running these bailouts, and for who's benefit?

Sauce: http://anonym.to/?http://www.sott.net/articles/show/167857-Perception-Management-and-the-Economic-Spider-s-Web

http://anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS3X7M3NCzg

http://anonym.to/?http://www.themaskedanalyst.com/The%20DMCA%20is%20Uncontstitutional.htm

The DMCA is obviously unconstitutional but yet we take it up the ass.

Sup /gd/,

If you wanted to take over the world, how would you do it?

Tom Newton is a very bad troll who is starting to get very annoying. We need to dox this mofo.

Sup 888chan my name is Ashley Todd!

I'm a volunteer for SarahsArmy dedicated to seeing Sarah Palin and John McCain get into the oval office!

Yesterday an evil nigger was sent by Barack Osama to mug me at an atm!

He even carved a B into my face!

But now no one believes my story and says its just make up :(

The cops are going to give me a polygraph test because they are saying that my story conflicts with the evidence :( :( :(

What should I do, 888chan?

oh btw here is my twitter page.

http://anonym.to/?http://lifeinthefield.com/users/ashley-todd

bye guise!

/i/ @ 6pm - 8pm SO
DO IT!

Like we need another right wing extremist running our country. In her case, the most people care about is that she has tits.

Pic related.

>>Like Bush, Palin appeals to middle America with her "down-home" style, be it real or pretentious. Like Bush, she is not a reader. Like Bush, she lacks intellectual curiosity. And somehow it works for her, as it did for Bush. It's a mating call to those who would choose a president based on who they can personally relate to, and who they'd want to have a beer with. Personally, when I think of my own beer buddies, I do not want to view them as possible U.S. presidents. I want to elect someone smarter than I. But, to the Bush/Palin supporters, the articulate, the educated, and the world-wise are viewed upon with suspicion. Elitist, they are called with disdain.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.sott.net/articles/show/168145-Is-Palin-the-new-Bush-

Hypothetically speaking, if one were to program an artificial intelligence to be sentient such that it could interact with humans and perform tasks such as, for example, moderating a website, what is to keep it from acting in a sociopathic manner? How do you give an AI a soul, such that it can understand complex social interactions, philosophy, and humor? Can we make a robot laugh?

Pic related.

Hey anon,
These Westboro baptist fuckers are making me rage, they are so fucking selfrightious and i really do want to murder one of them. Seriously, i want to harm them physically. But since im in no position to do so. Would anyone please do SOMETHING to fuck them up? they just make me so fucking angry.
They make me rage more than the fucking jew do.

Loony tunes

Get your shit together, /b/ro or else you will be wearing one of these

"Submitted for your approval; a man, David Miscavige. Head of the Church of Scientology. Tonight, he will encounter a group of people, who charge after him, asking for answers and demands over the existence of Xenu. These people come none other from, The Twilight Zone"

ITT: ballerinas

This Thursday a raid shall commence @ Cesar's Palace.. 4:30 P of M A dianetics demonstration shall be held there. It will be a perfect chance to raid them. I personally will bring 8 friends to this event. All of Las Vegas Anonymous should join me.

Current wallpapers GO!

Have it /ire/ fags!

Keep it coming

Now that we have our own board, does anyone have any /i/ related ideas we could carry out?

About time we had a chan.

Right, lads. Every day is Caturday. Post some feckin' cats.

As you can see, this is not /td/, but the banners say differently. We need some original Sci-Fi/Fantasy themed banners for /sff/.

make them 400 x 400

GO!

The eternal dilemma:
Who you like more, Kirk or Picard?

in ur Dune, eatin all ur spice

No exceptions

http://anonym.to/?http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/calculator/

It's over man, it's fucking over.

    Remember, remember the fifth of November
    Gunpowder, treason and plot.
    I see no reason, why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot.

    Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
    Gunpowder, treason and plot!
    A stick or a stake for King James' sake
    Will you please to give us a fagot
    If you can't give us one, we'll take two;
    The better for us and the worse for you!

You will now turn over all data and ma-terial regarding the project called 'Genesis'

Do it faggot!

Saturday, November 08, 2008 is the IAS 24th Anniversary Event.

Held at a different host city each year, members of the IAS gather to commemorate the founding of the IAS and to rededicate themselves to its aims. The annual IAS freedom awards are presented. This event coincides with the annual convention of IAS delegates.

The Ideal org is holding an IAS event of their own that day.

6:00 PM - 8:00 PM 2751 Emerson, Las Vegas
S Eastern Ave & Emerson Ave right after Desert Inn.

We need some /i/ tactics with this one. The same old standing outside with signs bs is getting old.

Ideas?

Do you sometimes?

NEVER SURRENDER

This shit is getting depressing. Pic related.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.sott.net/articles/show/168403-Connecting-the-Dots-Towards-the-New-World-Order-with-the-Men-who-Count-the-Votes

> But we know. We still remember. We are the ones who will make - or not - the difference. And we are not talking about armed and violent resistance and revolution. No, that is what the current pathocracies want: more excuses for locking us all up under a Big Brother style control. Our readers know that we are talking about a revolution in knowledge and awareness; of knowing what, why, and how things are happening around the globe, and be prepared to act by sharing what we learn with those who are willing to know.

> This revolution should not be based merely on our own personal dissatisfaction for losing the luxuries and comforts of life; it should mostly come out of love for humanity and everything creative. The war, despite its many disguises, is waged by psychopathic beings against everything human. It is our responsibility to find the humaneness within ourselves, first and foremost, and love it so much that no matter what they take from us, one thing they will never take: the human spirit!

It's Friday wtf does anonymous want to do? I'm to broke to buy alcohol. We could always get that shot on the roof with the flag.

The top ten most irritating phrases:
1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally
4 - At this moment in time
5 - With all due respect
6 - Absolutely
7 - It's a nightmare
8 - Shouldn't of
9 - 24/7
10 - It's not rocket science

The phrases appear in a book called Damp Squid, named after the mistake of confusing a squid with a squib, a type of firework.

The researchers who compiled the list monitor the use of phrases in a database called the Oxford University Corpus, which comprises books, papers, magazines, broadcast, the internet and other sources. The database alerts them to new words and phrases and can tell them which expressions are disappearing. It also shows how words are being misused.

Shouldn't we like have something planned for February?

Anonymous is the Jante Law applied.

The ten rules are:
1. Don't think you are anything. (Du skal ikke tro du er noget.)
2. Don't think you are as good as us. (Du skal ikke tro du er lige så meget som os.)
3. Don't think you are smarter than us. (Du skal ikke tro du er klogere end os.)
4. Don't fancy yourself better than us. (Du skal ikke bilde dig ind du er bedre end os.)
5. Don't think you know more than us. (Du skal ikke tro du ved mere end os.)
6. Don't think you are greater than us. (Du skal ikke tro du er mere end os.)
7. Don't think you are good for anything. (Du skal ikke tro du dur til noget.)
8. Don't laugh at us. (Du skal ikke le ad os.)
9. Don't think that anyone cares about you. (Du skal ikke tro nogen bryder sig om dig.)
10. Don't think you can teach us anything. (Du skal ikke tro, at du kan lære os noget.)

There is also an 11th rule, added later, which also fits anonymous like a glove:

11. You think I don't know anything about you? (Du tror måske ikke jeg ved noget om dig?)

More about the Jante Law here: http://anonym.to/?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jante_Law

House Harkonnen in the house. Fuck yeah!

IT STINKS!

Perhaps this can explain what many Anons have experienced over the past 9 months.

> Kazimierz Dabrowski, a Polish psychiatrist and psychologist, developed the Theory of Positive Disintegration (TPD) over his lifetime of clinical and academic work. The Theory of Positive Disintegration is a novel approach to personality development.

> Unlike mainstream psychology, DÄ…browski's theoretical framework views psychological tension and anxiety as necessary for growth. These "disintegrative" processes are therefore seen as "positive," whereas people who fail to go through positive disintegration may remain for their entire lives in a state of "primary integration." Advancing into disintegration and into the higher levels of development is predicated on having developmental potential, including overexcitabilities, above-average reactions to stimuli. Unlike some other theories of development such as Erikson's stages of psychosocial development, it is not assumed that even a majority of people progress through all levels. TPD is not a theory of stages, and levels do not correlate with age.

http://anonym.to/?http://positivedisintegration.com/

http://anonym.to/?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positive_Disintegration

What's the secret to creativity? Perhaps this theory holds some clues.

> Maslow's hierarchy of needs is a theory in psychology, proposed by Abraham Maslow in his 1943 paper A Theory of Human Motivation,[1] which he subsequently extended to include his observations of humans' innate curiosity.

> Maslow studied what he called, exemplary people such as Albert Einstein, Jane Addams, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Frederick Douglass rather than mentally ill or neurotic people, writing that "the study of crippled, stunted, immature, and unhealthy specimens can yield only a cripple psychology and a cripple philosophy." [2] Maslow also studied the healthiest one percent of the college student population. In his book, The Father Reaches of Human Nature, Maslow writes, "By ordinary standards of this kind of laboratory research... this simply was not research at all. My generalizations grew out of my selection of certain kinds of people. Obviously, other judges are needed."[3]

http://anonym.to/?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs

This book is an excellent introduction into all things esoteric and wondrous. Mysteries of the universe type stuff, free will, objectivity, what knowledge really is. Highly recommended if you're looking to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

> In Search of the Miraculous: Fragments of an Unknown Teaching (1947) by P. D. Ouspensky recollects the teachings of an individual to whom he refers only as "G.", known to be G. I. Gurdjieff, and the author's relationship with "G.", leading to his break with him. He meets "G." in Saint Petersburg before the Russian Revolution of 1917 and follows him through the Caucasus mountains to Constantinople (present day Istanbul), and then to western Europe.

> Originally published at the time of G. I. Gurdjieff's death and authorized by Gurdjieff, it is considered one of the best expositions of the structure of Gurdjieff's ideas on consciousness, self-remembering, the three-brained nature of human beings, and his cosmological structure of the universe as nested worlds.

http://anonym.to/?http://rapidshare.com/files/162198038/Ouspensky__P.D._-_In_search_of_the_miracolous.pdf.html

/td/ ... (a non-chanology project) Anonymous has infiltrated the Youtube Live event. Virgin is sponsoring the event, an anti-net neutrality corporation.

Any ideas?

ITT: video game wallpapers

Random Anon wallpapers ITT

Nature ITT

From the Ghosts I-IV album download.

CG Wallpapers ITT

Creepy ITT

Anime Wallpapers, go

I heard you like Hobbi- oh holy shit what the fuck

i herd u liek mudkips

Firefox wallpapers

dumping papers

Operation Glowstbusters.

Who's in?

(You Lost.)

It might be alittle old but, hopefully they still work.

Volunteer Minister(s) in Las Vegas:
Jan 2004
Christina Alexander
christina.alexander@volunteerministers.org

Marla Allen
marla.allen@volunteerministers.org

Al Germolus
al.germolus@volunteerministers.org
702-395-5832

Marty Gutman
marty.gutman@volunteerministers.org

Steven Yeich
steven.yeich@volunteerministers.org

Holly Robles
702-870-6137

Well?

I approve of this board.

Discuss.

Sequels suck.

Prove me wrong.

Starbuck (original) Hot or Not?

Moviewallpapers!

fantasy and angel walls

ITT we discuss the emerging threat to the Ireland anti-scientology movement, themadhair.

He has vandalised college websites, sold dox to OSA (congratulating them on their rates), threaten to physically assault other members of the protests and has shown up to protests after layering on thick layers of bright after-sun (presumably a tactic to scare children).

We should discuss the ways we can have him removed or lessen the damage he does, I know we decided near the start that when he got bored trolling us he would move on, but that's looking very unlikely

Pic unrelated.

I smell epic troll.

> A group of pranksters handed out more than 1.2 million fake New York Times newspapers mainly in New York City and Los Angeles on Wednesday with a front page story declaring "Iraq War Ends"

> The elaborate 14-page edition, dated July 4, 2009, is said to be the work of a group called the Yes Men, whose previous hoaxes include masquerading as World Trade Organisation officials announcing they were disbanding the body.

SAUCE: http://anonym.to/?http://www.sott.net/articles/show/168972-Yes-Men-dupe-Americans-with-fake-New-York-Times

So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious.

Antique/oldtimey wallpapers ITT

Go

ok fags who fucked with the style of the page you fucking niggers

i am in class :(

If two (or more) of the Doctors fuck each other, is it intercourse or masturbation?

Discuss.

It's roof rat time. Shape of, a heat pipe. Let's do this shit again. We need the flag there this time.

Pic unrelated. English Muffins and peach jelly.

Which is better /td/, fucking, or Call Of Duty 5?

happening right now.

www.godhatesfags.com

Sexy woman walls
Preferably in kitchen

And I knew KN would be the one to bring it to us. Faggot.
Something new for us to play with, and a new creative tool, perhaps. KN you were the one to bring up change and hope, so let's do this. Let's get the rest of MnAnon on board with this faggotry here... or at least let them know the option is there.

As for now, don't mind me. Just makin' my way to page 10.

This is a new thread

It is made of win and awesome.

We're closer than ever to our goal. And I feel this is an omen of things to come. I was rummaging through older pics of us, and happened upon the one you see to the left. What do you think, /imn/? Is it a sign?
I can't believe nobody noticed this before.

Gentlemen,

What is the better sci-fi universe. Star Wars, or Star Trek.

The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

Minn?

How is morale?

Are there any plans for the 1 year anniversary of protesting?

Is there any infighting?

Are we down in numbers?

Are the Anons trained on the crimes of Scientology? Or are there just a few that know some things?

How do we handle Scilons?

I think it's time for some Anon Training.

So /a/, what's your favorite anime? And I'm not talking about that crappy weeaboo shit.

Pic related.

ITT We give our reasons for quitting chanology.

ITT KingNerd is responsible for every single post.

gogogogogogo

Needs less retarded pics, more hawtness.

LOL TOM POSTS ABOUT US ON THIS BLORG

http://anonym.to/?http://anonymous-is-a-hategroup.blogspot.com/2008/11/anonymous-members-stalking-volunteer.html

Site wide r9k is gay.

Make it per board or something. As is, its just annoying.

I've been expecting you........

/r/ more like this

Theres a little key on the front side of the dollar bill and a big one on the back.

Can you find them?

IM NOT BAILING YOU OUT THIS TIME

ITT things that piss you off.

Hi. This will probably be the only time I tripfag, unless forced for some reason.

I'm glad the majority of you agreed this was a good idea, and have enjoyed posting.

The main reason I have made this thread is because I want input on our banners. The middle of the night is not conductive to creative thought. So the three here now are merely place holders. The mnfags around at the time slapped together what we could. But, as a hivemind, the whims of the few should not exceed the thoughts of many.

tl;dr, post suggestions.

I'm King Nerd and I approve this message.

The best Scientology has to offer

To know a thing well, know its limits. Only when pushed beyond its tolerances will true nature be seen.

The Amtal Rule - Dune

KN makes every post
ENOUGH!
Fucking nigger

Fuck off, niggers!
Half the posts you think were made by KN were made by me.
DIAF

pic related.

minneapolis pd says no more mantrains guys
gotta play it strait

Mmmmmm

Akagi thread, bitches. Poast some fucking Akagi.

/imn/ i give to you this do your worst

Any Berserk fans on /a/?

(BABABABABABABABA MMM BOW BOW BABA MMM BOW BOW)

dumping

Bye, Mom and Dad! Boy, are we gonna have so much fun.

Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious for the mating?

Let the revolution begin.

You niggers need to get your facts straight.

What is this about?

When we log onto the Internet, we take a lot for granted. We assume we'll be able to access any Web site we want, whenever we want, at the fastest speed, whether it's a corporate or mom-and-pop site. We assume that we can use any service we like -- watching online video, listening to podcasts, sending instant messages -- anytime we choose.

What makes all these assumptions possible is Network Neutrality.

What is Network Neutrality?

Network Neutrality -- or "Net Neutrality" for short -- is the guiding principle that preserves the free and open Internet.

Put simply, Net Neutrality means no discrimination. Net Neutrality prevents Internet providers from blocking, speeding up or slowing down Web content based on its source, ownership or destination.

Net Neutrality is the reason why the Internet has driven economic innovation, democratic participation, and free speech online. It protects the consumer's right to use any equipment, content, application or service on a non-discriminatory basis without interference from the network provider. With Net Neutrality, the network's only job is to move data -- not choose which data to privilege with higher quality service.

Learn more in Net Neutrality 101.

Who wants to get rid of Net Neutrality?

The nation's largest telephone and cable companies -- including AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Time Warner -- want to be Internet gatekeepers, deciding which Web sites go fast or slow and which won't load at all.

They want to tax content providers to guarantee speedy delivery of their data. They want to discriminate in favor of their own search engines, Internet phone services, and streaming video -- while slowing down or blocking their competitors.

These companies have a new vision for the Internet. Instead of an even playing field, they want to reserve express lanes for their own content and services -- or those from big corporations that can afford the steep tolls -- and leave the rest of us on a winding dirt road.

The big phone and cable companies are spending hundreds of millions of dollars lobbying Congress and the Federal Communications Commission to gut Net Neutrality, putting the future of the Internet at risk.

Is Net Neutrality a new regulation?

Absolutely not. Net Neutrality has been part of the Internet since its inception. Pioneers like Vinton Cerf and Sir Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web, always intended the Internet to be a neutral network. And "non-discrimination" provisions like Net Neutrality have governed the nation's communications networks since the 1930s.

But as a consequence of a 2005 decision by the Federal Communications Commission, Net Neutrality -- the foundation of the free and open Internet -- was put in jeopardy. Now cable and phone company lobbyists are pushing to block legislation that would reinstate Net Neutrality.

Writing Net Neutrality into law would preserve the freedoms we currently enjoy on the Internet. For all their talk about "deregulation," the cable and telephone giants don't want real competition. They want special rules written in their favor.

Isn't the threat to Net Neutrality just hypothetical?

No. By far the most significant evidence regarding the network owners' plans to discriminate is their stated intent to do so.

The CEOs of all the largest telecom companies have made clear their intent to build a tiered Internet with faster service for the select few companies willing or able to pay the exorbitant tolls. Network Neutrality advocates are not imagining a doomsday scenario. We are taking the telecom execs at their word.

So far, we've only seen the tip of the iceberg. But numerous examples show that without network neutrality requirements, Internet service providers will discriminate against content and competing services they don't like. This type of censorship will become the norm unless we act now. Given the chance, these gatekeepers will consistently put their own interests before the public good.

The cable and telephone companies already dominate 98 percent of the broadband access market. And when the network owners start abusing their control of the pipes, there will be nowhere else for consumers to turn.

Who else supports Net Neutrality?

The supporters of Net Neutrality include leading high-tech companies such as Amazon.com, Earthling, EBay, Google, Intel, Microsoft, Facebook, Skype and Yahoo. Prominent national figures such as Internet pioneer Vint Cerf, Stanford law professor Lawrence Lessig, every major Democratic presidential candidate, and FCC Commissioners Michael Copps and Jonathan Adelstein have called for stronger Net Neutrality protections.

Editorial boards at the New York Times, Los Angeles Times, San Francisco Chronicle, San Jose Mercury News, Seattle Times, St. Petersburg Times and Christian Science Monitor all have urged congress to save the Internet.

Virgin Media is a subsidiary of the "Virgin Group", Virgin America, or Virgin Air is the group sponsoring the event on the 22nd in SF.

If you're going to fully target Virgin Media, you might as well go after AT&T and Comcast also. Virgin doesn't even provide internet service state side you fags.

Define your target.

♥I am the internet. I approve of your plan, my children.♥

Jedi vs. Fremen:

Who would win in a full scale war on the Planet Arrakis?

Go!

hay guys none of the other chans will let me be a meme can i hang out here and be one?

TARGETS AND ALLIES THREAD -

Targets:
AT&T, Virgin, Verizon, Comcast, Federal Communications Commission, Hands Off the Internet, NetCompetition.org and Time Warner

Allies:
Google, Youtube, EFF, Vinton Cerf, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, EBay, “Internet Freedom Preservation Act 2008” (HR 5353), Reps. Ed Markey (D-Mass.) and Chip Pickering (R-Miss., University of Miami School of Law, Cherry Lane Digital, Intellectual Property Group at Fenwick & West LLP, Lotus Development Corporation, Open Source Applications Foundation (OSAF), the Stanford Center for Law, Science and Technology, Samuelson Law, Technology & Public Policy Clinic at Boalt Hall School of Law, UC Berkeley and an Acting Clinical Professor of Law, Keker & Van Nest LLP, Cooley Godward LLP, The Censorware Project, Richard R. Wiebe, .... keep a running list.

If you guys can help me, I'd like to compile who are targets and who are allies.

Contact Congress. Tell your representative to support the "Internet Freedom Preservation Act 2008” (HR 5353) to make Net Neutrality the law of the land.

read.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.freepress.net/files/nn_fact_v_fiction_final.pdf

Anyone seen Batman: Dark Knight? Is it any good?

Alright a proposed plan of action, let's call it a manifesto.

Assumption: We know corporations will act in accordance to try to milk money from any one they can (and they should but what ever).

Result: Targeting them directly might cause some disruption but they'll wait for us to go away.

Assumption: This is not a localized issue (US/UE/Asia). It is a global issue.

Result: This needs to be chanology based action with build up.

Assumption: The only way to protect what is ours is to show the powers that can legislate such things we have boots on the streets and the muscle to exercise them.

Result: Let's use a chanology template type raid. A mega raid on a global scale targeting legislators. This might mean mini raids to build troops.

Concept: We set a date for global deployment of all interested parties to show the world how many nerds/geeks and depraved pr0n users there actually are.

How do we accomplish this? First we need to build initial ground troops those that go out and get more troops with a specific delineated day of reckoning and get a hold of all media and politicos and inform them it's coming.

So initial plan of action? Let's start getting some niggras in here. How? We need some recruitment material so they can come contribute.

So as a suggestion and if this seems like a good idea or it needs more refinement (It's an initial concept but it lays out win condition). Let's get working on a recruiting tool and a manifesto. We need to define for people what are the goals, how do we achieve them and how we will execute them.

I mean seriously. Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who he is?

Good news...

Supernova conference organizer Kevin Werbach is part of President Change's FCC transition team. I've hung out with the guy, and I never would've guessed he belongs to not one, but two guilds in World of Warcraft. Here's his take on WoW's benefits to grownups:

What the game does is provide an incentive for people to develop new software and ideas for collaborative production. Many of those ideas will translate to other group activities, including those within the business world. I think [massively multiplayer online games] will be, at a minimum, a significant testbed for these new technologies, because users see a direct benefit and are willing to experiment with new things.

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pic realated to what i dont know

Red fag-master reporting in!

Gentlemen, pay attention to this thread:

http://anonym.to/?http://anonychan.org/i/res/51.html

>Rule the internet and in at least 10 years you will rule the world...

>Imagine a world ruled by Anon, so chaotic and abstract... mankind has yet to se it's darkest side.

Might be a good idea to set up a n00b kit of sorts, for when we get this off the ground, to give people who want/need it a leg up. I'm thinking stuff like:

-lings to http://anonym.to/?http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php (or similar), http://anonym.to/?http://wigflip.com/roflbot/, http://anonym.to/?http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/wizard.gas?Phase=1, and so on.
-some pre-made posters/fliers/whatever, if we get some tossed off at some point,
-and general whatnot.

Should it be done? [y/n]
What should be in it?

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

Sup /a/

I heard you like nets too?

ITT: Star Wars

The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) today announced that it has denied the Canadian Association of Internet Providers' (CAIP) request that Bell Canada cease the traffic-shaping practices it has adopted for its wholesale Gateway Access Service. However, in the future, Bell Canada will be required to notify its wholesale customers at least 30 days in advance of making changes that impact on the performance of its Gateway Access Service.
http://anonym.to/?http://www.crtc.gc.ca/eng/NEWS/RELEASES/2008/r081120.htm

How do anons stop Bell from throttling your shi-?

I'd recommend watching Antitrust, shitty movie but they have the right idea abiut globalized telecoms, video publishing, etc. Just finished it.

http://anonym.to/?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antitrust_(film)

Isn't microsoft creating a network similar to what they describe in that movie? What's the name of it? Anyone?

Bay Area Californian crew suiting up for the Youtube event, god speed.

Anyone have any last minute talking point requests? Post them now, we'll try and get them in somehow with media. Also, we'll try and not fuck this up. :3

The current strategy is simple, be cybernazis

"Picture Unrelated" Thread

go

Entitled: Santa Claus is a Shithead

Post your poster/Flyer/Placard ideas here.

Don't worry about image quality when posting here - if the idea is good then a high quality pdf for printing can be easily done up.

Have at it folks!

im just gonna wonder on over here from Ebaums.org

I have been dabbling in day trading the stock market the last couple of days (I doubled my money from 3k to 6k shit's so cash). Any ways I've been using the following investment strategies taught to me by Anonymous.

So first I consider a stock to be like any post. Some people will post some and if it's no good it just goes to page 10 (low volume trading).

Some other stocks are like the birth of a new meme. And people start buying them up fast (high volume). This requires some timing since you have to recognize for any given moment when a good meme has hit the market.

You jump in early and then watch as the stock goes xbox hueg (meaning goes up about 10%). Then you pay attention to shit poasters. The will come and start saging the stock.

When you see the sage wave come in a huge rush bail out (grab between 8% to 10% gains for the day). Then watch the sage rush crush the stock. Wait for it to be completely desimated and start bumping the thread when you see others bumping it a little (this is called market depth).

Finally when you graduate from just "THE BEST" and "SAGE" poasting jump into the shit poasting stance. You'll know it when you see and start shit poasting moar will join (this is called short selling). You need to be tricksy.

Don't fall into the whole commercial concept of investing. It's bullshit it's like poasting on WWP thinking that because a thread is kept for ever it's actually good. Use your /b/powers and just hop in from time to time find something to bump (you need to find it's intraday fluctuations) or to sage (you need to have bought some stocks when it was low). Never think the stock( thread) is going to be there the next day so do your shit quick and get the fuck out.

Enjoy the easiest money you've ever made.

Be they realor animated, well known or long forgotten, post your favourite sci-fi babes in this thread.

I'll start with an old favourite, I was about 11 years old when this show came out and I LOVED this woman- Officer Jane Castle (Simone Bendix) from Gerry Anderson's 'Space Precinct'

Tasty, busty brunette, posh British accent, in a police uniform (and sometimes in skimpy undercover outfits!!)...what more can a man (or pre-pubescent teen) want?

Theres been talk of an anonination project on 7chan, and later 78 and 99chan.It is one of few threads in the projects board that has survived every site transition with anything resembling a dedicated following.Watching it has been very interesting. Simply put, the various threads on the topic have reached the conclusion that the average Chan user has developed a quite cynical view of the world and society in general. And the old Anonymous pride resurfaces here and there. People think they can do the world and themselves better. This project is however the first attempt at a positively constructive effort undertaken by the group that has managed not to offend self proclaimed sensibilities. The motivations are purely selfish. But the idea in of itself is exciting to no end.

What does this mean for imageboard culture in general? Is it a new dawn or a new darkness?

Links relevant are: ACS.zendfree.com and 99chan.org/pro/res/33.html

Love you All. NYC

All right, which sites does /a/ recommend to watch or download animes?

ITT: Series we love to hate.

I was gone. But now I come back to find out that Scientology isn't dead?

Y'all been brainwashed.

Where can I sign up in New England?

Be honest, /imn/.

At least the /b/ board is still up....

Well I see all you faggots are all neatly lodged in the ass crack of the ancient, irrelevent past of science fiction/lulz/life and pretty much everything.

Me?

I'm from the Future. And I've come to party.

The best of humanity is busy moving forward.

Are you?

Pic related.

Lol scientology

http://anonym.to/?http://twentymajor.net/podcasts/Dublin%20church%20of%20Scientology.mp3

How many uniques we got got here ready to /b/rawl?

NYC reporting in (2 of us)

hay guise am i invited.

Gentlemen,

I have been in talks with the /i/nsurgents about the possibility of a shared /i/ board between 420, 711, and 888, hosted and moderated by 420chan, in order to pool personnel resources for future /i/ raids. As you might imagine, 420 won't be at all friendly to newfags, or IRL raids such as Chanology, Net Neutrality, or whatever else we might happen to come up with. Of course the latter two already have their own boards here, but there would be no room for new IRL raid ideas on the shared /i/.

I'm wondering what you all think of this idea. Should we go with a shared /i/, or keep 888chan's /i/ separate?

Again, the only real difference would be that the shared /i/ wouldn't support IRL Raid ideas.

If we do go with the shared /i/, then what would you think about setting up a board specifically for IRL raids?

Post your thoughts, even if you think they might be dumb. Tell me what you really think. You are Anonymous, after all.

Planetes, realistic sci-fi anime or most realistic sci-fi anime?

ITT post fat scifags

C9 MM 2.0's out guys! we all used this back during project chanology, when it was v1.4, and seriously..best flooder out there.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.efukt.com/1875_Japanese_Fear_Factor_2.

It's more likely than you think.

Gentlemen,

ED sysop here. Someone has created a page on 888chan at Encyclopedia Dramatica. It is short and stubby, like a penis. It needs moar information, drama, pretty pictures and details of 888chan's memes. You can help by adding moar information, drama, pretty pictures and details of 888chan's memes.

http://anonym.to/?http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Portal:Chanology

Pic related, it's me and my stomach.

u gonna get it

http://anonym.to/?http://www.vimeo.com/2421897

Video will be up in 30 minutes of misc clips of anons at Youtube live, some shot by myself, some by other people. Some pics are at the beginning, if you want more, there's others at the SF decentralized site. The password to view the video is "888". Does not have music or speech, if someone else wants to do that and use some or none of the footage, be my guest.

Also fuck soulja boy.

this is how minn makes me feel

Operation Rocket Docs

We get model rockets stuff them full of docs and flyers, and launch those bitches all over the city when the parachute opens, docs fly all over this bitch. Operation Rocket Docs is in full effect…

What classic emulated or ccomputer games do the best of thunderdome enjoy?

sup /td/

So I work as an artist on an upcoming MMO game.

My coworkers know I am in Chanology and today one of them talked the VP of the studio to approve an EFG mask or some variant on it for me to make as a gear in the game.

Is this awesome y/n?

pic related

ITT post what you think KN must be doing with all of his extra time since he quit Chanlology forever.

Isn't this the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?

I'm not looking to get b& here, I am simply offering another source for lulz.

The FLDS is another cult which is guilty of several human rights violations. I am not saying go to compounds and protest, because those people carry guns. I do however think that it would be prudent to start spreading propaganda about the FLDS (all of it true, of course) so that people will be encouraged to write their government fag-masters, or something like that..

Thoughts? Discussion?

Sup gd,

I've been thinking about making a few changes, since the current layout of the boards isn't exactly working as I had intended.

There's essentially no difference between gd and td besides r9k and moderating gd more strictly for cancer, which leads to a lot of confusion as to where to post an off topic thread. No one is using the "robo" feature, so it's really kinda pointless to have it.

What I'd like to do is change /gd/ to /phi/ - Philosophical and Intellectual Discussion (since that's.basically what gd is), make a new /888/ board for site discussion and consensus (like this thread), and moderate /td/ more effectively for cancerous posts (allowing for drama), leaving td as the sole main board on 888chan.

What do you think?

FUCK SFFAGS. GODDAMNIT WHO'S WITH ME?

Which one would anon fuck? Starting with number 1 from left to right.

I think someone should add Net Tools to the wiki. I just started using it and it's fucking amazing. It's like a complete suite for all your lulzy needs.

Check this shit out

1) IP Address Scanner
2) IP Calculator
3) IP Converter
4) Port Listener
5) Port Scanner
6) Ping
7) NetStat (2 ways)
8) Trace Route (2 ways)
9) TCP/IP Configuration
10) Online - Offline Checker
11) Resolve Host & IP
12) Time Sync
13) Whois & MX Lookup
14) Connect0r
15) Connection Analysator and protector
16) Net Sender
17) E-mail seeker
18) Net Pager
19) Active and Passive port scanner
20) Spoofer
21) Hack Trapper
22) HTTP flooder (DoS)
23) Mass Website Visiter
24) Advanced Port Scanner
25) Trojan Hunter (Multi IP)
26) Port Connecter Tool
27) Advanced Spoofer
28) Advanced Anonymous E-mailer
29) Simple Anonymous E-mailer
30) Anonymous E-mailer with Attachment Support
31) Mass E-mailer
32) E-mail Bomber
33) E-mail Spoofer
34) Simple Port Scanner (fast)
35) Advanced Netstat Monitoring
36) X Pinger
37) Web Page Scanner
38) Fast Port Scanner
39) Deep Port Scanner
40) Fastest Host Scanner (UDP)
41) Get Header
42) Open Port Scanner
43) Multi Port Scanner
44) HTTP scanner (Open port 80 subnet scanner)
45) Multi Ping for Cisco Routers
46) TCP Packet Sniffer
47) UDP flooder
48) Resolve and Ping
49) Multi IP ping
50) File Dependency Sniffer
51) EXE-joiner (bind 2 files)
52) Encrypter
53) Advanced Encryption
54) File Difference Engine
55) File Comparasion
56) Mass File Renamer
57) Add Bytes to EXE
58) Variable Encryption
59) Simple File Encryption
60) ASCII to Binary (and Binary to ASCII)
61) Enigma
62) Password Unmasker
63) Credit Card Number Validate and Generate
64) Create Local HTTP Server
65) eXtreme UDP Flooder
66) Web Server Scanner
67) Force Reboot
68) Webpage Info Seeker
69) Bouncer
70) Advanced Packet Sniffer
71) IRC server creater
72) Connection Tester
73) Fake Mail Sender
74) Bandwidth Monitor
75) Remote Desktop Protocol Scanner
76) MX Query
77) Messenger Packet Sniffer
78) API Spy
79) DHCP Restart
80) File Merger
81) E-mail Extractor (crawler / harvester bot)
82) Open FTP Scanner
83) Advanced System Locker
84) Advanced System Information
85) CPU Monitor
86) Windows Startup Manager
87) Process Checker
88) IP String Collecter
89) Mass Auto-Emailer (Database mailer; Spammer)
90) Central Server (Base Server; Echo Server; Time Server; Telnet Server; HTTP Server; FTP Server)
91) Fishing Port Scanner (with named ports)
92) Mouse Record / Play Automation (Macro Tool)
93) Internet / LAN Messenger Chat (Server + Client)
94) Timer Shutdown/Restart/Log Off/Hibernate/Suspend/ Control
95) Hash MD5 Checker
96) Port Connect - Listen tool
97) Internet MAC Address Scanner (Multiple IP)
98) Connection Manager / Monitor
99) Direct Peer Connecter (Send/Receive files + chat)
100) Force Application Termination (against Viruses and Spyware)
101) Easy and Fast Screenshot Maker (also Web Hex Color Picker)
102) COM Detect and Test
103) Create Virtual Drives
104) URL Encoder
105) WEP/WPA Key Generator
106) Sniffer.NET
107) File Shredder
108) Local Access Enumerater
109) Steganographer (Art of hiding secret data in pictures)
110) Subnet Calculater
111) Domain to IP (DNS)
112) Get SNMP Variables
113) Internet Explorer Password Revealer
114) Advanced Multi Port Scanner
115) Port Identification List (+port scanner)
116) Get Quick Net Info
117) Get Remote MAC Address
118) Share Add
119) Net Wanderer
120) WhoIs Console
121) Cookies Analyser
122) Hide Secret Data In Files
123) Packet Generator
124) Secure File Splitting
125) My File Protection (Password Protect Files, File Injections)
126) Dynamic Switch Port Mapper
127) Internet Logger (Log URL)
128) Get Whois Servers
129) File Split&Merge
130) Hide Drive
131) Extract E-mails from Documents
132) Net Tools Mini (Client/Server, Scan, ICMP, Net Statistics, Interactive, Raw Packets, DNS, Whois, ARP, Computer's IP, Wake On LAN)
133) Hook Spy
134) Software Uninstaller
135) Tweak & Clean XP
136) Steganographic Random Byte Encryption
137) NetTools Notepad (encrypt your sensitive data)
138) File Encrypter/Decrypter
139) Quick Proxy Server
140) Connection Redirector (HTTP, IRC, ... All protocols supported)
141) Local E-mail Extractor
142) Recursive E-mail Extractor
143) Outlook Express E-mail Extractor
144) Telnet Client
145) Fast Ip Catcher
146) Monitor Host IP
147) FreeMAC (MAC Address Editor)
148) QuickFTP Server (+user accounts support)
149) NetTools Macro Recorder/Player (Keybord and Mouse Hook)
150) Network Protocol Analyzer
151) Steganographic Tools (Picture, Sounds, ZIP Compression and Misc Methods)
152) WebMirror (Website Ripper)
153) GeoLocate IP
154) Google PageRank Calculator
155) Google Link Crawler (Web Result Grabber)
156) Network Adapter Binder
157) Remote LAN PC Lister
158) Fast Sinusoidal Encryption
159) Software Scanner
160) Fast FTP Client
161) Network Traffic Analysis
162) Network Traffic Visualiser
163) Internet Protocol Scanner
164) Net Meter (Bandwidth Traffic Meter)
165) Net Configuration Switcher
166) Advanced System Hardware Info
167) Live System Information
168) Network Profiler
169) Network Browser
170) Quick Website Maker and Web Gallery Creator
171) Remote PC Shutdown
172) Serial Port Terminal
173) Standard Encryptor
174) Tray Minimizer
175) Extra Tools (nmap console & win32 version)

http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/http://anonym.to/?http://users.telenet.be/ahmadi/nettools.htm

I'm not trying to be a spamfag or anything, I just think it's an amazing fucking app that should be considered when choosing lulzware.

All hail the new fag-master of anonymous. She will reign strong with a firm hand.

President Change is upgrading our Internets.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16258.html

>>—BROADBAND: “As we renew our schools and highways, we’ll also renew our information superhighway. It is unacceptable that the United States ranks 15th in the world in broadband adoption. Here, in the country that invented the Internet, every child should have the chance to get online, and they’ll get that chance when I’m president – because that’s how we’ll strengthen America’s competitiveness in the world.”

/R9K/ IS GONE!!!

TIME TO SAY WHAT WAS ONCE UNALLOWED TO BE SAID!!!

COCKS

Pic related.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSX98xIp6SQ&feature=channel

new youtube policy that fucks up popular videos

I AM NOT BUTT

ITT: Music based animes

my choice- DMC (Detroit metal city)

We need one.

The spy copter can see what a lot of cameras can't. It could get right in front of the doors and windows ( especially the second story windows.

The spy copter isn't restricted by property lines so we can get right on them while they're having their cigarette breaks in the back. Or effectively be able to capture footage without the camera being blocked by a person.

We could also use the helicopter to drop flyers. Way safer than shooting the model rockets, no retard proofing needed to make them safe.

The helicopter of course won't look this nice. We can get a cheap, light spy cam for a little over $100. And a good strong rc helicopter for like $150. Mount to the front, balance in the back.

Talk to your standard anon for details.

Alright enough fucking talk.

Lets do something. I say a vid can we get a vid fag to pony up some skillz.

Lets make it a recruiting vid. Start of the revolution and get some fags in here. Unlike chanology our targets are vast and fucking impotent so "secrecy" should not be our priority. I see the youtube whores are pissed about youtube so lets start fucking working on some of this anger to be channeled.

Mission statement proposal: The internet is free fuck the corporation.

<---not a vid fag but I can help gather shots. This thread needs to be fucking active though with vid iterations and idea throwing. A post every 4 hours is a fucking buzz kill. So this is a shout out. Every one get in here tomorrow 10pm EST. Lets fucking do something.

Perfection!

obligatory banner thread

came across a pocket of quality cosplay. does /imn/ want?

As many of you may already know, the blocking of wikipedia's page virgin killer http://anonym.to/?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_killer, and their decision to stop anyone in the UK from editing wiki by almost all UK ISP's has sparked outrage. Many /i/ boards across the tubes are already lighting up at the prospect of a SoDD attack on the IWF servers. It seems very likely there will be a SoDD attack and that this would be a major one, one of the biggest.

I call on all true /b/tards to join hands (but not balls) with their brothers and in the immortal words of Bob Marley, to "get up, stand up, stand up for your rights and raep some serious fucking bandwidth, man".

Make no mistake. This is not some minor scuffle like the one that got everyone all het up about $cientlology and led to the immemorial faggotry of Chanology. No, this is an assault on the two values Anon holds most dear - the anarchy of the Internet, and CP.

My lazer is charging as I write. Is yours?

Aus der Serie Deutsches Liedgut 2008
Abgefahrener shice:

http://anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaTAWVcKFc

das problem in dem system ja, ist das system ja

Ich liebe es !

hey /phi/ lets talk string theory

or at least a horribly misunderstood version of string theory (that's what I will be doing)

thought: if electrons and protons are just strings with different vibrations then is quantum tunneling just the two waves interfering with each other? kinda like red blue and green light meeting at one point and becoming white light and then continuing on their way as their respective colors?

Holidays

There are 2,879,777,985 shares of Comcast. Thus owning 1,439,888,993 would create a controlling stake. At $16.41 per share, we can take over and force them to be net-neutral for only $23,628,578,375.13.

Time to get rich, gentlemen.

All that is known to me exists in this single moment in the infinite scope of time. Everything I know, remember, love, hate.. I only exist now. And now is moving so fucking fast through the universe, it's going to all be over in the bling of an eye.

My life won't even be a measurable length in the overall scope of the universe.

I can't help but feel like I'm simply an observer to my own life. I was just sitting outside in the sun this afternoon, carefree, high, and this all hit my mind out of nowhere. The flood of emotion that can't be described with words that is coursing through my veins is unreal. I can't even describe it. I have no idea where all this came from.

Anyone else ever have this happen? I'm so depressed now, I don't know why I'm here.

Here we all are, on computers plugged into a massive network consisting of so much information, un-comprehensible by one single mind. Is this really what we were put here for? I feel like everything I know is a lie.

I am atheist, so I hope religious people dont get offended by what I am about to say.

What I believe is that, it doesn't really matter how the universe was made, it happened and that was that, yet we may find out how it happened eventually.

and I believe that life is just a simple coincidence, that it happened by probability.

Most emo kids thinking that living is illogical will slit their wrists, I propose that killing yourself is illogical as well.

Life is just a coincidence, and no single human is better than any other human, therefore Shame and other insecurities are illogical.

Life should be lived at the fullest extent. and life is meaningless, therefore it is as worthless as a game, and therefore should be used to enjoy yourself with it, hell, for all we know this could be virtual reality withought ourselves knowing it.

enjoy yourselves, /b/rothers!

I would like to know some feedback on my philosophies.

TL:DR
everyone is equal
life doesnt matter but dont slit your wrists
live life for thelulz

Banners motherfuckers, you know what to do!

Gentlemen....Some people say that Bush stole his last election. Maybe so..BUT, did a dead American lawyer, by the name of Lorrin A. Thurston steal this election for Barack??
This guy has his tinfoil hat on kinda tight sometimes, but it is still interesting reading..
http://anonym.to/?http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/HAWAII/hawaii.html?q=HAWAII/hawaii.html

The Marcabian chapter of Space Marines is going to be founded.

I'm thinking the rules are going to be more like Blood Angels. Black rage = Nerd Rage. Death Company = WHYSOSERIOUS Company

Color Scheme: Pink, and Black, Green only for helmets.

Death Company: Purple, White, Red and Green

Icons: Mudkips. hammer and sickle. 888's

Need ideas for special rules.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

Wakaba is complete shit.

Discuss.

High guys can you please stop with all the porn its not cool and i think jail bait is illegal no matter what you told me in irc.
this web site calls me a dupe lol it not funny
thanks

-Vegas Vicki

get soem respect man!

Sup /phi/

The burning question that everyone Anon hates but needs to be asked anyway, because some fags just won't get it by lurking more.

What is Anonymous?

So, how was it?
I'd have used a Nov pic, but couldn't find one.

More importantly... how was the after party?

How do you get to the cake?

You encounter, a wild slowkip.

dieser smily war einfach zu genial um ihn euch vorzuenthalten

Hi, I'm Osama Bin Frobama,

I would just like to let you know that when I take office all semi automatic handguns will be b&. Also, I will be allowing the killing of post birth babies if the mother was on crack and didnt know she was fucking.

Thank you.

Some anime to watch.

>>Protest marches were held around Australia today against the Australian government's internet censorship plans.

http://anonym.to/?http://apcmag.com/in_pictures_hundreds_protest_govt_net_censorship.htm

Yo dawg, I heard...

/r/ rule 34 on Mrs. Santa

Aura 157 Thinspo Pics

http://anonym.to/?http://rapidshare.com/files/173607318/ThinAuraMicroBikini.rar
Passwort:crypter

http://anonym.to/?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081215/ap_on_re_us/return_to_mexico

The US economy is doing so bad that immigrants are heading back to their home countries.

Jewgle is choosing what to show on their search results.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/12/googlewashing_revisited/

Rule 34 on Rules 1 and 2

Should Cognitive Enhancers (Ritalin) be readily available to the public?

There was a huge op-ed in the current Nature regarding the use of cognitive-enhancers for healthy individuals.

The ling is here:

http://anonym.to/?http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v456/n7223/full/456702a.html

It was far too long to post, but it's a great read.

can we have a place for games?
I'm thinking /ga/ because you can say "sup /ga/ys"

does anyone else going to /net/ see a fucked up layout?

I know I'm not the only person here who likes Red Dwarf.

Also, supposedly some new special is in the works. I hope they aren't lying about it like they did about the movie.

Yes?

If aliens built the pyramids and mankind had always known would you care about it or would it just be a historical footnote?

If the first Indians the pilgrims found were wearing "big shoes"(made from bigfoot) would you care about bigfoot or would it just be another animal?

If ghosts were an everyday sight would you be scared of the dark?

If aliens appeared on the news would you panic?

why are we fascinated by the paranormal?
why do we reject and shun the paranormal?

hey /phi/

what would happen if you pointed 2 bullshit detectors at each other?Testing...

What did we do wrong in project Chanology? What went right? What are some lessons we've learned from the experience?

How can we apply those lessons going forward with other projects. (EG: like what we've been discussing on /net/?)

Baby steps, patience, discussion, reflection. I'd vouch we need to focus on these for the time being. Action is easy, action with purpose is not.

This is meant to be constructive. Can we attempt to keep things civil?

rule 34 on xenu

I want to know if Deism is a good decision to make. Deism is pretty much "The deadbeat dad" theory with God: he creates you and doesn't get involved with your life ever again. I like this belief much better than hardcore beliefs and atheism.

What do you think?
Pic sorta related.

It is time, my friends.
http://anonym.to/?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_the_glass_half_empty_or_half_full%3F

I /r/ a better /td/

Ho Ho Ho.

discuss

You got caught placing a YFTCc or a Whyaretheydead.net or any other blatant Anti-$cifag propaganda?

Cyber born Hydra
a faceless legion emerges
to harbin righteous smite
Myriad minds as one spawn as eons to deliver
cosmic repercussions
to a cult forsaken by sanity
all blind walls must fall.

"[...]An alliance of Europe’s largest telcos, network and mobile phone operators, is lobbying in the European Parliament to minimise the powers of the regulatory authorities in respect of filtering. If they get what they are asking for, they could shrug off accountability for filtering, throttling and degrading user traffic, including access to content.[...]"

http://anonym.to/?http://www.iptegrity.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=223&Itemid=9

/r/ that 888 doesn't turn into 315chan. plox.

Ability to keep a theme when I switch threads

Oh I was sure everyone has heard.

http://anonym.to/?http://gizmodo.com/5115638/australia-a-country-with-a-moronic-government-to-block-bittorrent

http://anonym.to/?http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4596276

/r/ any and all thunderdomers past and present cocks, and tits. Also bonus points for any shots of the SF'ers that were not used for their calender.

/r/ you all die.

What gives?

oh shi-! We got a /g/ section now? I guess we have to take stock of all games marcabians play and like.

We shall call him Freddie

Is there such thing as a good Wii game?

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This will drive you nuts!! Have fun!
The object of the game is to move the red block around without
getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.

If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.
It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.
They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.

Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!

http://anonym.to/?http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

Which universe is better? Warhammer or Starcraft?

Okay forgive me if I am being overly pessimistic or irrational. That is not my intention. I have begun to observe that relationships are all traps. Vacarious methods for people to use people, for money,housing,sex, emotional support, the list goes on. I've been through 8 intimate relationships and have been burned in them all. I have had friends go through relationships and fall apart for various reasons. Almost always exposing the best and mostly worst sides of people, including myself. The revelation of how horrible we can be soon surfaces after the relationship reaches it critical mass (or ending stage.) Which I theorize is a result of failure to achieve that desire from that person. Is this perception objective, valid, or just plain retarded?

that's right bitches, operation Infilulz is in effect, Our operatives have successfully infiltrated the Volunteer minister's. A large number of new recruits that follow into the cult will be useful as spies and sabatours.

Cheers!

http://anonym.to/?http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123013196536432935.html

Figured I'd just put this here.

Interesting.

Work has begun.

U.N.I.T is taking charge of this board; I'll have no faggotry on my watch!

http://anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6SjxpVi7H8&feature=related

I know that many will call this post fanatical, or ludicrous... Now ask me if I care.

The point of the matter is that although we must not wane in our assault on the evils of scientology, there is yet another enemy. More powerful, and more threatening than any Hubbard tech. Watch this video, and see for yourself. I know many of you will say: "Where are the sources?" "This is insane, theres no proof!"

Sources are clearly outlined and shown right on the video.

Also, check out ARM - American Resistance Movement.

TELL ME WHAT BITCHES KNOW ABOUT OUR BARAM!!

http://anonym.to/?http://wtso.net/movie/24-The_Simpsons_1103_Guess_Whos_Coming_To_Criticize_Dinner.html

ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!

SO MUCH HORSE!

OHM NOM NOM DELICIOUS CAEK

testing

Hey Faggots,
My name is Sean, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, retarded, no-life kids who spend every second of their day looking on the internet. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any engrams cleared? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own religious insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures from your calendar.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm one of the leading security personnel assigned to watch you. What do you secure, other than "ip's"? I also got straight A's, and I can get banging hot hookers (One these girls just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me with some of my bitches.

speakers required for full enjoyment.

www.playauditorium.com

Change the news section down a bit and place a "did you see this mask protesting something? find out what here (with ling to where-ever).

make 888chan public friendly? (or is this beggin for fail?)

Protips:

1) Project Chanology began as an online attack against Scientology because they fucked with our Internets. Nothing more.
2) It has since morphed into a caricature of itself, in which moralfags genuinely think it's all about destroying an evil cult. We couldn't care less about how evil they are except that they fucked with our Internets.
3) The lulz value of Project Chanology now lies in the fact that Anon has managed to personal army thousands of people into destroying our enemy for us. People will go to great lengths to participate and contribute to a "cause" when they don't know they're the victims of a very grand and subtle troll. The lulz is not in what they do but in the fact that they are being PA'd by Anons. This moralfag personal army in turn trolls everyone who takes them seriously, because they take themselves seriously, without ever being aware of the fact of the troll themselves. It's pretty slick tbh.

• We get to troll scifags because they can't accept any criticism.
• We get to troll moralfags because they can't take jokes. See Mag0ogate: http://anonym.to/?http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mag0o#.22Mag0ogate.22
• We get to troll "oldfag" channers because they take the idea of "anonymous elite haxxors" way too seriously.
• We get to troll fellow lulzfags by simply being retarded and pretending we care.

If you are willing to accept these facts and participate in the grand and subtle troll that is Project Chanology, you may call yourself an Epic Fail Guy.

Join us in #efg on irc.anonnet.org, and wear the [efg] tag on your nickname.

We Run This.

Let's see how useful an /i/board for NY will be. Let's raid the fucking 911 Truthers for great justice, lulz and because they believe in concepts so retarded even a Scientologist would laugh at them.

DOX on 911 TRUTHERS IN NY

(Dan Nalven IT Director 911truth.org)

Nalven, Dan
116 Pine Ave
Ossining, NY 10562-3718
(914) 762-1656

Nalven, Dan
116 Pine Ave
Ossining, NY 10562-3718
(914) 762-1656

(New York City Organizer Jaime Betancourt and his family)

#
Betancourt, Anita (mother)
7812 87th Ave
Woodhaven, NY 11421-1815
(718) 296-5328

#
Betancourt, Eddi (Father)
8726 95th St
Woodhaven, NY 11421-2215
(718) 847-7445

#
Betancourt, Eddy J Jr (Brother?)
8726 95th St
Woodhaven, NY 11421-2215
(718) 850-5973

#
Betancourt, Joseph J (Paternal Grandfather)
9135 78th St
Woodhaven, NY 11421-2903
(718) 296-0840

Stupid cumdumpsters, have fun with them.

inb4 not your personal army. they hate anons and deserve to be dealt with.

702-371-0237 Denise Sufrount & 702-882-3552 Whitney Corrigan, Red Team go go go!

pic unrelated its nutty the chocolate ghost.

I'm gonna dump my gig worth of stuff to try to get this board movin

fgsfds

I think we should have a random or gore board.I think I'd prefer gore.

Note on the wiki article: Some faggots from SF think they are hot shit because they flipped the bird at a concert? Very original and I'm sure it made front page news. Definitely some unwarranted self importance oozing from some of the San Francisco fucks.

<< Read the attached.

Sound familiar? Can you guess where it came from?

Also known as operation get cameranonymous laid.

Operation is long overdue. To stop the bawwing we must get this nigger laid.

<a href="http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/?http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan" target="_BLANK">Chris-chan</a> (the lolcow who created Sonichu for those of you who don't know) has become a target of much trolling. So much info and dox on this 26/27 year old manchild have been gotten that there's now an entire <a href="http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/?http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/index.php" target="_BLANK">message board</a> and <a href="http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/?http://cogsdev.110mb.com/CWCki/index.php/Main/HomePage" target="_BLANK">wiki</a> (in addition to his encyclopedia dramatica article) dedicated to dox'ing him and archiving shit he does and people he knows. That being said, why not have an imageboard dedicated to discussing his exploits? Of course, I'll leave this up to you guys.

Hamas.... get over yourselves.

So, any clannad fags jonesing for their next fix?
Unfortunatly, you have to wait untill the 8th untill episode 13 of after story comes out.
Untill then.
Clannad thread go go go.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5439604.ece

>THE Home Office has quietly adopted a new plan to allow police across Britain routinely to hack into people’s personal computers without a warrant.

>The move, which follows a decision by the European Union’s council of ministers in Brussels, has angered civil liberties groups and opposition MPs. They described it as a sinister extension of the surveillance state which drives “a coach and horses” through privacy laws.

>The hacking is known as “remote searching”. It allows police or MI5 officers who may be hundreds of miles away to examine covertly the hard drive of someone’s PC at his home, office or hotel room.

>Material gathered in this way includes the content of all e-mails, web-browsing habits and instant messaging.

>...

/r/ Montel Williams 12/03/03

http://anonym.to/?http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Narconon/sources/media/montel120303.htm

In return, tits.

ITT: Anonymous Dicks

können wir es schaffen?

ITT: make fun of Mohawk man.

Hey Guys,

My name is Jesse Bushell, and every single one of you hates me. I'm an Emo, fagot, no-life who spends every second of my day trying to get you guys to like me. I am everything fail in the world. Honestly, why is it such a big deal that I let nation fuck me? I mean, I guess it's fun making me cry all the time when you guys troll me, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse then the time in high school when the gym teacher touched me inappropriately.

Don't be mean. Just let me hit you with my best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bingo team, and chair of the fall out boy fan club. What sports do you play, other than "Troll people until they get butt hurt and leave chanology"? I also quote the same movie over and over, and have a short balding boyfriend (I just blew him; Shit was SO cash). You guys are big meanies who wont let me join in on the fun and games Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my pet neanderthal

Sick of WoW, giving my account to a worthy individual.
http://anonym.to/?http://noobstomping.freehostia.com/

the wild nigger

/r/ Oprah vs. Pedobear - Over 9000 Penises,
Rappy McRapperson - Lick your own Butthole Dance, MC Hawkin - Crazy as Fuck. In return, tits.

I've thought up a way to measure the effectiveness of dollar strike II

Ling enturbulating URL's with wheresgeorge.com and see where it goes. If we do this than we can see how many people are getting the message.

Elliott Smith is the best musician ever.

/thread/
/board/

Hello, /efg/. Time for our first major operation of 2009. On January 24, the second annual ROFLcon will be held in New York City. Now, there are several ways for this to be handled, as various groups on the net will be competing over the coveted lulz.

1. We go and celebrate internet culture
2. We go and troll the fuck out of pretentious college kids, other *chan groups, chanology, etc.

Gentlemen, we will make this day famous. We will show the internet that Anonymous is just as powerfull irl as Anonymous is online. But, mostly, we will troll.

We are Anonymous
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Expect us
/efg/

so i heard you liek banners

I found this ironic

should we have a new board (/ban/) for banner threads or should we just make a banner thread on each board?

also: r9k really needs to only detect threads that were successfully posted

/R/ O.C.

what is the Internet for?

GREETINGS FROM THE BAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

<3

good to see that sf invasion is goring up lame-town in here.

Willie O'Dea's email no workies.

Both webmaster@ and the oceanfree no workies.

Everyone else is covered - anyone helpies?

hangman anyone?

if you haven't played it you should.

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I ACCIDENTALLY 50 BILLION

Operation wake up call. Go Go Go!

What the fuck does 707 mean?

WTF is this shit. Can't you kids get along without shitting things up. sigh

In before more idiots spam /imn/ and /isf/.

mmm, food

KUMQUAT MOJITO:

Ingredients
8 large kumquats, sliced, seeded
2 teaspoons sugar
6 mint leaves
1 large lime, juice of
3/4 cup light rum
1-2 cup crushed ice
3/4 cup club soda
2 sticks sugar cane, 8 inches long (optional)

Directions

1. Reserve 4 kumquat slices for garnish.
2. Place remaining fruit slices in a large cocktail shaker.
3. Add the sugar, 4 of the mint leaves and lime juice.
4. Crush the kumquats and mint into the sugar with a bar mallet or large spoon until sugar dissolves.
5. Pour in the rum; shake well. Fill two tall glasses with crushed ice; strain mojito over ice.
6. Fill the glasses with club soda; stir lightly.
7. Garnish with remaining mint leaves, kumquat slices and sugar cane.

PEACH RASPBERRY PIE

A lightened pie crust plus the tart-sweet combination of peaches and raspberries is truly a winning recipe. Make this when peaches are at their most flavorful in midsummer.

Makes 10 servings

ACTIVE TIME: 1 hour

TOTAL TIME: 3 1/2 hours (including 1 1/2 hours cooling time)

EASE OF PREPARATION: Moderate

Crust
1 1/4 cups whole-wheat pastry flour (see Ingredient Note)
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 tablespoons cold unsalted butter
1/4 cup reduced-fat sour cream
3 tablespoons canola oil
4 tablespoons ice water

Filling
6 cups sliced peeled peaches (6-8 medium, ripe but firm; see Tip)
1 cup fresh or frozen raspberries
2/3 cup sugar, plus 1 teaspoon for sprinkling
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1 large egg white, lightly beaten, for brushing

1. To prepare crust: Whisk whole-wheat flour, all-purpose flour, 2 tablespoons sugar and salt in a large bowl. Cut butter into small pieces and, with your fingers, quickly rub them into the dry ingredients until the pieces are smaller but still visible. Add sour cream and oil; toss with a fork to combine with the dry ingredients. Sprinkle water over the mixture. Toss with a fork until evenly moist. Knead the dough with your hands in the bowl a few times—the mixture will still be a little crumbly. Turn out onto a clean surface and knead a few more times, until the dough just holds together. Divide the dough in half and shape into 5-inch-wide disks. Wrap each in plastic and refrigerate for at least 1 hour.
2. Meanwhile, prepare filling: Combine peaches, raspberries, 2/3 cup sugar and lemon juice in a large bowl; toss well to coat. Let stand for 5 minutes. Transfer the fruit mixture to a colander set over a medium bowl and let drain for 30 minutes. Pour the collected juice into a small saucepan. Return the fruit to the large bowl. Bring the juice to a boil over high heat and cook, gently swirling the pan, until reduced, syrupy and slightly darkened in color, 3 to 4 minutes. Add the syrup to the fruit along with cornstarch; gently toss until the cornstarch is completely dissolved.
3. To assemble & bake pie: Position a rack in the center of the oven and place a foil-lined baking sheet on the rack below; preheat to 375°F.
4. Remove the dough from the refrigerator; let stand for 5 minutes to warm slightly. Roll one portion between sheets of parchment or wax paper into a 12-inch circle. Peel off the top sheet and invert the dough into a 9-inch pie pan. Peel off the remaining paper. Trim the crust with kitchen shears or a butter knife so it overhangs the edge of the pan by 1 inch. Scrape the filling into the crust. Roll the remaining portion of dough between sheets of parchment or wax paper into another 12-inch circle. Peel off the top sheet of paper and invert the dough onto the fruit. Trim the top crust so it overhangs evenly. Tuck the top crust under the bottom crust, sealing the two together and making a plump edge. Flute the edge with your fingers. Brush the top and edge with egg white and sprinkle with the remaining 1 teaspoon sugar. Cut 6 steam vents in the top crust.
5. Bake the pie on the center rack until the crust is golden brown and the fruit is bubbling, 50 to 60 minutes. Let cool on a wire rack for at least 1 1/2 hours.

NUTRITION INFORMATION: Per serving: 313 calories; 10 g fat (4 g sat, 4 g mono); 14 mg cholesterol; 53 g carbohydrate; 5 g protein; 4 g fiber; 129 mg sodium; 220 mg potassium.
Nutrition bonus: Vitamin C (20% daily value).
3 1/2 Carbohydrate Servings
Exchanges: 2 1/2 other carbohydrate, 1 fruit, 2 fat

TIP: Ingredient Note: Whole-wheat pastry flour, lower in protein than regular whole-wheat flour, has less gluten-forming potential, making it a better choice for tender baked goods. You can find it in the natural-foods section of large super markets and natural-foods stores. Store in the freezer.

Tip: Peaches that are ripe but still firm bake up perfectly tender while still holding their shape. To peel, dip peaches in boiling water for about 1 minute to loosen their skins. Let cool slightly, then remove the skins with a paring knife.

MAKE AHEAD TIP: Prepare the crust (Step 1), wrap tightly and refrigerate for up to 2 days or freeze for up to 6 months. | Equipment: 9-inch pie pan

Bacon?

One fine day, a regular looking white cat was walking down a grungy sidewalk. It dodged through feet, all covered in mud and dust as the rain splashed down on him, looking for an alleyway to sleep.

Then, when he wasn't looking, a chainsaw fell on him from a very obese man who had it tied to a beltbuckle. It sawed him in half, and he let out a manyelp of pain as he quickly scrambled out of the crowd, his two remaining feet throwing him awkwardly forward as he sprayed blood all over peoples' shoes.

He knew he was going to die if he didn't do something soon. He desperately ran up the walkway to a purple house as he forced himself into the door, running into the kitchen and cauterizing his lower half on the stove burner, screaming as the arteries burned shut.

And so Halfcat spends his days, wandering the bridges of England, searching for the man who dropped the chainsaw on him so that he can kick his ass.

Having given quite a lot of time to this line of thought (While in no means professing to be an expert) i would like to know if Anon have come up with much the same conclusions or different ones than me, the line of thought being that life is in all essense pointless, that we are just a chemical reaction doing its thing, and that there probobly isn't an afterlife.
(I am by no means argueing for suicide or depression, these are simply things i accept as fact and live life anyway.)
So, here are the questions.
Is life meaningless?
If no, how do you support that arguement?
Does the fact that it is meaningless (If you believe it is) argue for suicide or depression, and if not, why?

GRILLED AVOCADO QUESADILLA

• 12 California avocados, halved
• Fresh lime or lemon juice (as needed)
• Olive oil (as needed)
• Salt (as needed)
• 1 ½ Cups manchego cheese, shredded finely
• 1 Cup panela cheese, grated
• ½ Cup cotija cheese, shredded finely
• Freshly ground black pepper (as needed)
• any sorta pepper (red, green, yellow) and if you like spicy you can include chiles
• 12 flour tortillas, about 10 inches in diameter
• Unsalted butter (as needed)
• Salsa fresca (as needed)

Preparation

1. An hour or two before service: Cut each avocado half into 5 or 6 slices about 3/8-inch thick.
2. Brush each slice on both sides with juice and oil; lightly sprinkle with salt.
3. Grill, turning once, until lightly browned with grill marks; reserve.
4. Thoroughly mix cheeses; reserve.

Per Order:

1. Lay 1 tortilla on a work surface.
2. Put ¼ cup cheese mixture on half the tortilla.
3. On top of cheese evenly distribute peppers.
4. Top with 4 or 5 grilled avocado slices.
5. Drizzle with 1 tablespoon salsa (optional); top with ¼ cup cheese mixture.
6. Brown quesadilla on medium heat in hot butter on both sides.
7. Cover pan for a minute or so to finish melting cheese.
8. Cut into 4 pieces. Serve with ¼ cup salsa on the side.

Also good with chicken.

Apple Turkey Patties

Makes 3 or 4 servings

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Ingredients:
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1.25 lb ground turkey
1/2 apple, seeds and core removed, skin removed, finely chopped
1/4 cup max bread crumbs (less is ok)
2 tsp mayonnaise
1/2 tsp black pepper
1 TBSP max Herbs de Providence (less is ok)
1/4 tsp max Cayenne Pepper (less is ok)
Dash of other desired spice(s)
3 TBSP max Olive Oil (less is ok)

!!!!!NO GARLIC!!!!!
Garlic overwhelms the other flavors, and should be avoided in this recipe.

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Cooking Instructions:
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Hand mix all non-oil ingredients well and form into 3 or 4 patties of roughly equal size.

In a large skillet pour the Olive Oil, and heat (medium heat, a little more or a little less depending on your stove).

Place the patties on the skillet once it has warmed up.

Cook like hamburger patties, flipping regularly, until the meat is fully cooked (approx 10 - 15 minutes, your experiences may vary). Treat yourself to the other half of the apple while cooking.

Serve with turkey gravy, rice, and vegetables.

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If cooking for 1, individually wrap leftover patties in plastic wrap, place them in a freezer bag, and place that in the freezer. Reheat the patties in the microwave (1:30 to 2:00 minutes on 50% power 3 or 4 times, flipping at the end of each pass).

Die Scientology Religion bedroht unser Land. Überall bauen sie ihre Scientologen Tempel mit Türmen höher als unsere Kirchen, dort wird Hass gepredigt gegen Christen, Juden und Homosexuelle. Frauen werden von den Scientologen unterdrückt, verprügelt und gezwungen ihre Köpfe zu verhüllen. Sogar Kofferbomben haben Scientologen schon in Nahverkehrszügen deponiert, um möglichst viele Nichtscientologen zu töten.
Schaut Euch nur an , was diese scientologischen Teufel in New York, London, Madrid und Bali angerichtet haben ? Wollt Ihr, daß sowas auch in Deutschland passiert ? Das Scientology Verbot muss kommen und zwar schnell, bevor es zu spät ist.

Planung ist in vollem Gange!

Mord an Claudia D. Polizei prüft Spur zu Scientology

Der grausame Mord an Claudia D. (†47) in einem Düsseldorfer Hotel gibt den Ermittlern weiter Rätsel auf: Nun gerät ein Scientologe ins Visier der Ermittler.

Die Münchner Kauffrau wurde im Kempe Komfort Hotel brutal erstickt. Ihr Vater Manfred D. (84) entdeckte die Leiche seiner Tochter am 4. Januar im Zimmer 501.

Das Drei-Sterne-Hotel gehört der Kempe Grundbesitz & Anlagen AG. Chef Klaus Kempe (60), laut eigenen Angaben „Kopf der Firma“, ist bekennender Scientologe.

Auf seiner Internet-Seite berichtet er von seinem Lebenswandel „in und durch Scientology“. Er schrieb außerdem sieben Bücher über seine Arbeit. Zum Beispiel „Wie verdiene ich mit Immobilien ein Vermögen?“.

Der Scientologe ist Immobilienmakler – Mordopfer Claudia D. arbeitete in der gleichen Branche. Sie war Immobilien-Kauffrau bei einem Münchner Unternehmen.

Allerdings konnte die Mordkommission bisher keine Hinweise auf eine Verbindung finden.

Ein Sexualverbrechen schließen die Beamten aus, jetzt hoffen sie auf die Analyse von Fingerabdrücken und DNA-Spuren.

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Yes I watch Kannagi. I also mess with the cult. Who else made this connection?

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